dougdrake Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Ever search for that perfect phrase to describe just how wonderful your speakers are? Take a tip from the following Ebay listing for Forte's. I'm sure the folks at Stereophile (as well as our own local reviewer, Colin) won't be printing this phrase soon! " IF YOU WANT TRUE AUDIOPHILE SPEAKERS, HERE YOU GO. YOU CAN HEAR A MOUSE FART THROUGH THESE. " http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=61378&item=5742484827&rd=1 The questions on everyone's mind must be 1) who's the poor guy that had to record that, and 2) where can I buy the demo disk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 What a coincidence. I was just playing my mouse fart record earlier this evening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Was that LP signed by Mickey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhawk92 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Hmm, pretty good price on them. If I were still in CT, I'd jump on those. Gary- You didn't say you had that mouse fart album. You'll have to send me a copy of that and I'll try it out on my Forte IIs. Fini- I bet it was Minnie, since I'm sure she farts quieter than Mickey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgarib Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 ---------------- On 1/5/2005 11:23:04 PM jhawk92 wrote: Gary- You didn't say you had that mouse fart album. You'll have to send me a copy of that and I'll try it out on my Forte IIs. Tooooo funny!!! Jhawk92's going to make his Fortes fart!! -F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Scientific description of a mouse fart; "The anatomical juxtaposition of a mouse's sphincter muscles in a state of contraction culminating in the spontaneous expulsion of a mouse flavoured flatulence". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgarib Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 ---------------- On 1/6/2005 5:49:30 AM edwinr wrote: Scientific description of a mouse fart; "The anatomical juxtaposition of a mouse's sphincter muscles in a state of contraction culminating in the spontaneous expulsion of a mouse flavoured flatulence". ---------------- He he... And I was warned to stay away from this forum because I wouldn't learn about anything but audio... Look at the breadth of knowledge that we are exposed to!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I am envisioning a new speaker line...the Klipsch Farte III... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Klipsch Farte now with smellomatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Well, I for one, am thankful to have an alternative from "Jingle Bells" by Barking Dogs. Hopefully by next ye.ar we can have "Jingle Bells" by Farting Mice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Dee, That reminds me of a joke... Q: Why are mice balls so tiny? A: Because not many of them know how to dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardhead Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 But a true audiophile would tell you that with HIS equipment he could tell you what kind of mouse it was and what it had for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 This thread is a gas. dodger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 a true audiophile would not only give the type of mouse and what it ate for breakfast, but the scietific readings that went along with that mouse. ie the velocity and wind speed of that fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Also the true audiophile would be able to tell you gender, position mouse was in and any squeaks, I mean tweaks you can do to better the improve the noise floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 ---------------- On 1/6/2005 2:12:16 PM Gramas701 wrote: a true audiophile would not only give the type of mouse and what it ate for breakfast, but the scietific readings that went along with that mouse. ie the velocity and wind speed of that fart ---------------- Don't fotget the best feeding method for the mouse to produce the best acoustical farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 ---------------- On 1/6/2005 12:40:06 PM fini wrote: Dee, That reminds me of a joke... Q: Why are mice balls so tiny? A: Because not many of them know how to dance. ---------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 When a mouse releases a huge quanity of extremely foul smelling gas into the atmosphere, does it consist of an aromatic fragrance similar to Swiss or American cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo33 Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 "But a true audiophile would tell you that with HIS equipment he could tell you what kind of mouse it was and what it had for breakfast." What do you mean by "equipment"? Do you mean his "tool"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 ---------------- On 1/6/2005 6:40:07 PM jt1stcav wrote: When a mouse releases a huge quanity of extremely foul smelling gas into the atmosphere, does it consist of an aromatic fragrance similar to Swiss or American cheese? ---------------- I'd say Swiss, but there may be a hole in my theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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