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Will you marry me, Amy?


edwinr

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Perhaps it was that smug pug in your avatar in addition to the fact that she is already very taken.

Well that smug pug is actually a picture taken of me when I was very young. I've grown bigger since then. My mum always said I have a lovely personality. I also have lots of money.

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Hey, Neo. You're back. I thought you were banned! [;)]

They say that money can't buy you love. Well I don't know about that. But it can buy you something so close that it doesn't matter!

I've tried the fire hydrant thing. The trouble is, you have too much competition for space...

Anyhow, I remember someone telling me this joke a few years ago. About this deceased guy who had this written on his head stone;

"He spent his money on wine, women, and song. He wasted the rest"

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