ajsons Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 (Place: <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Salisbury, Maryland Police Station)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> (Date/Time: 2400 GMT, 24 Dec 2005) Khorn owner: "There's been a robbery."Detective: "Yes sir, what was it?"Khorn owner: "My klappers!"Detective: "Your klappers?"Khorn owner: "Yeah, you know, those things inside a Klipschorn that makes them klang?"Detective: "The klangers?"Khorn owner: "That's right, we call them klappers in the business."Detective: "A klapper caper."Khorn owner: "What's that?"Detective: "Nothing sir. Now, can I have the facts? What kind of klappers were stolen on this caper?"Khorn owner: "They were 400hz tractrix klapper squawkers, with Beyma tweeters, and Klapper ESN crossovers, including the autoformers."Detective: "And where were they kept?"Khorn owner: "In my Klipschorn klone speakers."Detective: "Uh huh. You have any ideas who might have taken the tractrix klapper squawkers from the Klipschorn klone speakers?"Khorn owner: "Well, just one. I fired a man. He swore he'd get even."Detective: "What was his name?"Khorn owner: "Craig Cooper"Detective: "You think he'd..."Khorn owner: "That's right. I think Craig Cooper copped my klapper squawkers, kept in the Klipschorn klone speakers."Detective: "You know where this Craig Cooper is from?"Khorn owner: "Yuh. Kleveland"Detective: "That figures. That figures."Khorn owner: "What makes it worse, they were klean."Detective: "Klean klapper squawkers."Khorn owner: "That's right."Detective: "Why do you think Kleveland's Craig Cooper would cop your klean klapper squawkers kept in your Klipschorn klone speakes?"Khorn owner: "Only one reason."Detective: "What's that?"Khorn owner: "He's a kleptomaniac."Detective: "Who first discovered the klapper squawkers were copped?"Khorn owner: "My kleaning woman, Klara Klifford."Detective: "That figures. Now let me see if I got the facts straight here. Kleaning woman Klara Klifford discovered your klean klapper squawkers kept in your Klipschorn klone speakers were copped by Craig Cooper the kleptomaniac from Kleveland. Now, is that about it?"Khorn owner: "One other thing."Detective: "What's that?"Khorn owner: "If I ever catch kleptomaniac Craig Cooper from Kleveland who copped my klean klapper squawkers kept in my Klipschorn klone speakers......."Detective: "Yes?"Khorn owner: "I'll klobber him!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOOTERDOG Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 That crazy Cooper copped klappers all over the country,kill em'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Klappenberger Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 ajsons, NOW! You have to buy a set! Al K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Ah....... The best of Johnny Carson.......... Al...How you coming with my ESN????? Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deang Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 LOL, really good! So close to perfect, oh so close! Cop: "Why do you think Cleveland's Craig Cooper would cop your clean klapper squawkers kept in your Klipschorn speakers?" Klipschorn owner: "Only one reason." Cop: "What's that?" Klipschorn owner: "He's a klapptomaniac." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Klappenberger Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Dave, Solen was back-ordered on one of the Caps for your ES400T. They came in yesterday. I have the ES5800s almost done. I should have the entire set done and shipped within a week. Al K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajsons Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 Klapptomaniac... that is very good, Dean. I missed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
customsteve01 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 That was very cute. Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSValves Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Well at least someone has the name of the darn horn correct........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Klappenberger Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 CRAIG! I guess you know this is ALL YOUR FAULT! Al K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audio Flynn Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I heard them at the NOS VAlves LAb. VERY smooth. Craig as self appointed marketing genius in naming products makes me nervous. It does seem to make him happy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajsons Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 The original name was Claude Cooper. I changed it to Craig on purpose. Should have changed Cleveland to Michigan, but it will break the pattern. I didn't want to be fully responsible for this! (LOL!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill H. Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 That was the best Dagnet .........rendition I have seen in ages.........LOL. "Just the Facts Sir". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Klappenberger Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Craig, Dman needs your help naming his "DanaHorns". Sick'em! Al K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 That was funny, great take on JC's original. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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