pauln Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Tips for meeting your future self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenough Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Thanks for posting that Paul... I thought I had all the angles covered but there was a couple of good tips there.[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 pauln. Thanks for the link. There are some absolutely essential points here. I for one, am glad to be better prepared for this eventuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 If everyone can time travel in the future then everyone will have to shoot his future self then there theoretically will be no future and no time travel. If anyone can figure this out (I can't) I will be a genius. JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Man, where was this info last month, when I caught my future self in the sack with my girlfriend? How could I have turned into such an inconsiderate horndog? I wonder what his girlfriend looks like? He even laughed because I had only two JubScalas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderbender Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Man, where was this info last month, when I caught my future self in the sack with my girlfriend? How could I have turned into such an inconsiderate horndog? I wonder what his girlfriend looks like? He even laughed because I had only two JubScalas... Not to worry Islander...i just time traveled back but got the jump on my past self and killed past me, so I could bang my younger hotter wife.....When I was in the future (my present ) we all met at a Klipsch get together (man you should here the new Jubilee MK XII ) and some how you turned into a chubby chaser/hairy fetish type....we all met your future girl friend and well...it wasn't pretty!!!......The Friday night entertainment was rolling her in nacho cheese and then we all took turns throwing tortilla chips at her to see how many we could make stick!!!! So my advice is to get therapy now to avoid what will happen to your psyche in the future........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 So I stopped dating those gymnasts/swimsuit models? But it's going so well. What could have happened? I'd better jump off the balcony now, before it's too late! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderbender Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 i thought all the swimsuit models from BC were chubby and hairy!!! Better not let my wife see this post...she's Canadian I shouldn't tell you this as it might disrupt the space time continuum , but DON'T Jump off the balcony!!! It will leave you horribly disfigured but alive and randier than ever....the only girl you could get was a eastern block mail order bride, but they did the ole switcharoo and sent you her fat, hairy sister. You stuck with her because you already forked out the $50K which was the last of your insurance settlement money after buying 10pairs of Jubscalas....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderbender Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 ***this could make a good SciFi animated short film....I especially can't wait to see the nacho cheese scene....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I shouldn't tell you this as it might disrupt the space time continuum , but DON'T Jump off the balcony!!! It will leave you horribly disfigured but alive and randier than ever....the only girl you could get was a eastern block mail order bride, but they did the ole switcharoo and sent you her fat, hairy sister. You stuck with her because you already forked out the $50K which was the last of your insurance settlement money after buying 10pairs of Jubscalas....... I see, the gymnasts/swimsuit models left me because I could no longer do the helicopter trick due to my injuries, and it was my signature move. Wait a minute, this must be a parallel timeline, since after I paid all the "brokerage fees" and taxes to import the parts to put together my JubScalas, I'd never mail order anything again.Seriously, the downside of dating young beautiful women is that they make you look old and not beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 The problem of traveling in the space/time continuim is you have to know what you didn't know now before you knew what you didn't know then. JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 I just stabbed myself in the chest. That will teach my future self for being such a jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 My first time wasn't in a closet ........................ EH !!!!!!!!! ... I met my future self ........ didn't like him much .......... [:|] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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