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Isaac Hayes RIP


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Breaking news---Isaac hayes dead at 65.

Shaft!

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right

Who is the man
That would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on

You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)

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I saw him perform at Ravinia in 2000... Liquid Soul opened for him. That was a great concert. :(

Say everybody have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown

If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up

Just stick my balls in your mouth...

Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls

Stick em in your mouth and suck em!

Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls

they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber

Suck on My balls!



[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?

Smells like something burning

Well, that don't confront me none

As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.

Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..

Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..

Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!



Someone help me, my balls are on fire!

Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!

Give some water, pour some water on me!

My Balls are burning!

Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls

Put em in your mouth and suck em!

Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls

Put em out baby, Blow em!

Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!

Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls

Put em out baby, hoo, hoo

Suck on my balls...

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I loved the early South Park episodes where the 3rd graders would ask Chef a question and he would answer it in a song, then his song would go off on a tangent where he is singing "I am going to lay you down and make love to you woman, hot dirty animal sex all night long..." The kids would just have a confused look on their faces. Classic. He will be missed.

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I too knew him best as the voice of Chef. I loved how he'd say "Hello there, Children!" even when there was only one kid in front of him.

He was a very good sport on that show...right up until his abrupt departure.

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Well - between Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes - 2/3rds of the cast of the yet to be released 'Sould Brothers' movie is now dead. I bet Samuel L. Jackson is shivering in his boots right now.... :|

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