Moderators dtel Posted December 18, 2008 Moderators Share Posted December 18, 2008 I know this is what you really want ! [:|] shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/187/a-whopper-of-a-perfume/ [] http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderbender Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Hey I bet you could pick up a ton (pun intended) of chicks by spraying that on and attending Weight Watchers meetings.......hold your pickle!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Looks like something straight out of the Jacksonbart ad agency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 That's certainly better than the Captain D's Eau-De-Flounder stuff that one of my ex wives used to wear...[6][A][] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 That's certainly better than the Captain D's Eau-De-Flounder stuff that one of my ex wives used to wear... There are so many replies to that, but I can't think of one that won't get me banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 When I want to smell like a hamburger, I do it the old fashioned way. Just go to the resturant and order one. It sort of cheapens the art of smelling like a hamburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 When I want to smell like a hamburger, I do it the old fashioned way. Just go to the resturant and order one. It sort of cheapens the art of smelling like a hamburger. AGREE! Why spray it on when all I have to do is order the real thing and eat naturally--I don't think I've ever eaten a meal without spilling on my myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Why spray it on when all I have to do is order the real thing and eat naturally--I don't think I've ever eaten a meal without spilling on my myself. Whew!!! and I thought I was the only one that had to buy a new t-shirt just to dress up and go to Wal-Mart!!! [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 That's certainly better than the Captain D's Eau-De-Flounder stuff that one of my ex wives used to wear... There are so many replies to that, but I can't think of one that won't get me banned. Caught me didn't you!! and I thought I slid that one through for a while....[A] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted December 19, 2008 Author Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2008 When I want to smell like a hamburger, I do it the old fashioned way. Just go to the resturant and order one. It sort of cheapens the art of smelling like a hamburger. I think your right Dee, much rather eat one. Marshal it's a good thing you said ex, or you would have to duck some cast iron pots. Whats next bacon scents ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 When I want to smell like a hamburger, I do it the old fashioned way. Just go to the resturant and order one. It sort of cheapens the art of smelling like a hamburger. I think your right Dee, much rather eat one. Marshal it's a good thing you said ex, or you would have to duck some cast iron pots. Whats next bacon scents ? Nope... My ex's, ex GF's, etc. pretty much were not too much over the six pack ugly limit.....[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I had a girlfriend once that was so ugly I never left her side because i didn't want to have to Kiss her goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser SET say Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Whats next bacon scents ? OMG, the perfect woman! Now that would be having your cake and eating it too[:S] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael hurd Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I smell bacon.... yummy, chewy smelly bacon! Bacon, bacon, bacon.... [] Hey, want to smell like burgers.... just BBQ in the heat of summer and relish in the smell of ground animal flesh slowly cooking it's way to perfection. Ah, the smells of summer... asphalt... BBQ...tire smoke... race fuel... MMmmm. Nothing like the smell of race gas and burning rubber in the morning. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted December 19, 2008 Author Moderators Share Posted December 19, 2008 I smell bacon.... yummy, chewy smelly bacon! Bacon, bacon, bacon.... Hey, want to smell like burgers.... just BBQ in the heat of summer and relish in the smell of ground animal flesh slowly cooking it's way to perfection. Ah, the smells of summer... asphalt... BBQ...tire smoke... race fuel... MMmmm. Nothing like the smell of race gas and burning rubber in the morning. And I know you know your beef, I remember those hunks of cow in that pic at Pickys ! My wife got mad at me because I taught my 7 year old granddaughter a bad habit. If you ask her whats her favorite food she will say dead cow, she loves steak ...(It started as a joke, she never forget) ........... You should have seen the expression from the head waiter on the cruise ship when he asked her what was her favorite food at dinner one night, then the look he gave me when he found out she got it from me. [:$] [A] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 When I want to smell like a hamburger, I do it the old fashioned way. Just go to the resturant and order one. It sort of cheapens the art of smelling like a hamburger. Remember that line in latest Pink Panther when the voice coach is trying to get Steve Martin to say 'Iwouldlikeanhamburger' to rid him of his horrible French accent? I just got a vision of Dee up to the ordering counter doing that for some reason. Yeah, a little sauce spillage to the mid-torso region and you're set to go! Why do all my favorite shirts have spots right there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I love the smell of methanol in the morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesV Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 So does this mean that when I wear it I can't cheat on Burger King and go to McDonald's, Wendy's, Steak-N-Shake or Zel's...[:'(] James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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