Mr. Blorry Posted February 28, 2001 Posted February 28, 2001 We know that our former president, W.J. Clinton, hails from Speakerland, U.S.A. I have heard that he also has supported the local economy by purchasing its most valued commodity. What I want to know is, what model or models does he have in his possession? Did he have any hooked up while in the White House? Maybe he was playing some Barry White tunes through some La Scalas while trying to seduce Monica? I know there is a movie theatre there; could it be so equipped? Did he leave them for Dubya to enjoy? As governor of AK, maybe he had a pair there as well? I know he would have had to have a pair loud enough to drown out all the noise from the "White Water" flowing outside, so I'd think at least a pair of K-Horns! Anybody have any ideas? Quote
Mikekid Posted February 28, 2001 Posted February 28, 2001 I seriously doubt the "guy" (polite) left anything for anyone there! He probably "keestered" them if they were White House property....probably fit just fine....Ha! Later Mike Quote
dougdrake Posted February 28, 2001 Posted February 28, 2001 Can't you just picture a set of 'horns with the Presidential Seal on them? Wonder what those would be worth on E-Bay? Quote
RossVTaylor Posted February 28, 2001 Posted February 28, 2001 Hmmm... not sure he coulda had K-Horns in the oval office. No corners! But I'll bet those La Scalas with the cigar burns on top are now worth a fortune. Quote
dougdrake Posted February 28, 2001 Posted February 28, 2001 Touche' Always the quick thinker, Ross! Quote
jdm56 Posted February 28, 2001 Posted February 28, 2001 If Billy C bought klipsch speakers, that may be his one and only redeeming act. Heck, if he does hav'em, he probably stole them, or received them as a "contribution" for which he no doubt either pardoned or hired somebody. Wonder what dubya listens to? ------------------ JDMcCall Quote
Steve Phillips Posted February 28, 2001 Posted February 28, 2001 That's the last thing he would have ever owned. Probably pronounced it"Klips".When would he have ever had time to listen to music,too busy "doing"other "things"! Quote
Mr. Blorry Posted February 28, 2001 Author Posted February 28, 2001 JD, you're absolutely right. Even though we thought ol' fertilizer face was a real zero, now we find out he owns a pair of the finest speakers in the land. Hopefully, he paid for them with his own hard earned money Then again, maybe not. And maybe he's on this BBS somewhere... I could see Dubya with a sweet pair of Belles...prolly wouldn't know how to turn on the stereo, though. Quote
Lone Palm Posted March 8, 2001 Posted March 8, 2001 Thanx to Bill Clinton and his economic recovery alot of people who could not afford Klipsch now may very well own some. Quote
Mighty Favog Posted March 8, 2001 Posted March 8, 2001 Guess what? Bill Clinton IS NOT responsible for the economy getting better!! The hard working people known as taxpayers are. After all, what was the last country to elevate itself into prosperity by taxing the people more? Yes, the internet has made an impact on the marketing of consumer goods, and the government does not like it a bit. If the Capitol Hill thieves would lower taxes to a reasonable level then people would have more money to spend; and do what? Generate more tax revenue AND allow (like we need their permission)the public to own something they want or need. Then everybody's happy (mostly). Gee, in China you need government permission to own a car, a large appliance or even have a child. Last I remember they're a dictatorship. By over taxing the people you regulate these same simple rights of existence for the people that write the government's paycheck. I don't remember the Constitution saying anything like "From the government, for the people....". Symbolism over substance, that all that phony ever was. Sorry for the flame but the only reason he got in office was that women thought he was good looking and the minority vote was promised more benefits. Quote
Mikekid Posted March 8, 2001 Posted March 8, 2001 Yup.....he was a REAL class act!!!! He showed America what morality is all about....God bless im'............ Oh..I almost forgot... KLIPSCH rules!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
rowooo Posted March 9, 2001 Posted March 9, 2001 With the amount of contributions made to this guys Presidential library, we should expect a media/theater room full of Klipsch finest. I can just see it now....SPEAKER GATE Quote
Quenten Posted March 9, 2001 Posted March 9, 2001 I was going to rag on billiboy, but, I think I'll leave that up to Hillary. Boy don't you know he's been sleeping on the cough! Think I'll go vomit now knowing that he owns Klipsch's. ARRRRRG! Quote
oosting Posted March 9, 2001 Posted March 9, 2001 He may own Klipsch's but he would have to pull his head out of his yeahoo to listen to them! Ed Clinton has had a lot to do with the prosperity of the last 8 years! His retro-active tax increases slowed it down! Quote
Mighty Favog Posted March 9, 2001 Posted March 9, 2001 HEHE!! Remember when he wanted to buy shopping carts for the homeless?! And that major milestone......THE MOTOR VOTER LAW!!! Then he can't decide which part of his hair he wanted grey! Surprised Rush Limbaugh hasn't chimed by now. This is great! Quote
Mr. Blorry Posted March 9, 2001 Author Posted March 9, 2001 Well, the pinhead may be from Hope, Arkansas, but his DAMN wife decided she wanted to run for senate, and chose the state where I LIVE to do it! That REALLY ticks me off! Hmmm...I think I'll go BLAST for a while! Quote
Mighty Favog Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 Look on the bright side, her approval ratings are falling fast. Last I heard it was around 25%. Martin Sheen for President?? Quote
Mystery Guest Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 I'm surprised that he has good enough taste to own Klipsch speakers. Just look at his past "choices" ------------------ The token female for the Klipsch Fan Club Tour 2001 Quote
jeffgeorge Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 He probably took the grills off his first pair of Klipsch and thought the mouth of the sqwaker was for something else. Quote
JohnA Posted March 10, 2001 Posted March 10, 2001 I was going to jump in on the economic recovery statement brought on by our "National Embarassment", but I see I don't have to. John Quote
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