Thaddeus Smith Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I think we should change your position to Official Archivist of Personal Relationships. You could answer many of the questions needing answers we have about women, it would be the longest thread on the forum, but without any definitive answers at all.(because there are none) Let er' rip guys. - TOAPR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schu Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) I've always wanted to know, Why the rib? Edited November 11, 2014 by Schu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I think really there's only one question needed....Why? Go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Does no really mean no? Isn't there a little grey area there somewhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 I've always wanted to know, Why the rib? it gives us a competitive edge and is the one thing we can use as bargaining collateral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Does no really mean no? Isn't there a little grey area there somewhere? no, but sometimes yes. best judgement and a good lawyer on retainer is advised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 I think really there's only one question needed....Why? Go for it. bachelor it up long enough and that answer will come to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schu Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Does no really mean no? Isn't there a little grey area there somewhere? Red Scarlet Syndrome... and frankly, I just don't give a damn. more fish in the ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schu Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Here is one... why if in the animal kingdom, the male is the most decorated and beautiful... are the women of our species so into ghastly make up and personal decoration and the men into Beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 why if in the animal kingdom, the male is the most decorated and beautiful... are the women of our species so into ghastly make up and personal decoration and the men into Beer? this hasn't always been the case. please research historical accounts of male fashion trends. feminism has killed masculinity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 When exactly does your wife turn into your mother-in-law? I need to figure out when to start working on my exit strategy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 When exactly does your wife turn into your mother-in-law? I need to figure out when to start working on my exit strategy. the day she was born. it's all about pain management, diminishing returns, etc - a good indicator for implementing exit strategy is when you hear a crow squawk and you think it's your wife. i'm screwed if mine ever stumbles across this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 This is hilarious. Great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I think really there's only one question needed....Why? Go for it. bachelor it up long enough and that answer will come to you. Ah, yes, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 i'm screwed if mine ever stumbles across this thread. Texting link now. We'll see how you do in real time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 What do you say if the outfit really DOES make her butt look big? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 What do you say if the outfit really DOES make her butt look big? I think you know the answer to that question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnr Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Why is it that despite acquiring 20 Klipsch speakers with 8 often speaking simultaneously, my wife is still talking over them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 What do you say if the outfit really DOES make her butt look big? it got me in hot water the first few times until she understood my motivation: i always want her to look her best and not every piece of clothing makes that possible. so I tell her when clothes don't make her look her best, and when they do. no hurt feelings and she always walks out the door knowing that I think she looks hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Why is it that despite acquiring 20 Klipsch speakers with 8 often speaking simultaneously, my wife is still talking over them? the same reason mine insists on talking during movies and then asks me to explain what she just missed by not paying attention. it's a lost cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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