minermark Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm tellin ya opening scene of 2 is a vignette master stroke of hilarity. You will NOT talk me into watching/wasting one more min of my life on this, and in fact really do not wish to come back to this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) You ever wonder how you would react when running into a B movie actor ? Dad and i are eating at some cafe in Balboa a lady(s) at the next table getting fussy with the waiter, one lady piped off dont you know who i am? im an actress!, at another table a guy yelled B movies dont count lady! Edited July 23, 2015 by minermark 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZEUS121996 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm tellin ya opening scene of 2 is a vignette master stroke of hilarity. WTF did you just say? LOL Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 You ever wonder how you would react when running into a B movie actor ? Dad and i are eating at some cafe in Balboa a lady(s) at the next table getting fussy with the waiter, one lady piped off dont you know who i am? im an actress!, at another table a guy yelled B movies dont count lady! That's the spirit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) But can it really replace SOAP (Snakes On A Plane)? Quite frankly the writers are so bad that they can't carry off really, really bad writing to go with really bad acting acting. Sigh Get with the times Thebes this is great (awful) stuff. Those who criticize haven't even seen them and are too afraid to try. As I always say, movies are a waste of time, you may as well have fun with it. That was the philosophy of mst3k if you really think about it. snakes on a plane is way too highbrow my friend. Edited July 23, 2015 by oldtimer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 OMG, they are talking about this on our morning news. And they are saying there will be a fourth.........just shoot me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 The shark on the roller coaster tracks had me rolling on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I must say, Crow is looking pretty good there, Minermark! The progress of Mr Crow is updated in the coffee/cables thread for anyone following. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Morbius Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 My favorite is Tom Servo, any plans to create him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 My favorite is Tom Servo, any plans to create him? Mr Servo is easy, they have kits for him, and plan on one after a couple Mr Crows. Mr Crow parts are fun to find, and im not building these guys as normal puppets, interactive robots would be a better description. Check this guys store on the Bay http://www.ebay.com/itm/MST3K-Tom-Servo-Robot-Replica-Prop-Kit-Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-/271435698579?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f32d41193 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I can see the Academy will have a real dilemma: does the Oscar for Best Picture go to Sharknado 3 or Sharktopus vs Whalewolf? Sharktopus vs Whalewolf Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGTJ4Cv5ktE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Do they ever say why there's no fish, just sharks? I'm sure there's a logical explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 While we're talking about silly movies, Iron Sky 2 is coming out next year. It looks like President Palin is still in power. Iron Sky 2 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPwtDjzJMI BTW, how many of us have seen Chappie? I thought it was really good, and I'd like to see a sequel. Chappie was actually too short, since it touched on several interesting topics, but didn't take the time to explore them in sufficient depth. Chappie trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi9oa8nlF00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 I can see the Academy will have a real dilemma: does the Oscar for Best Picture go to Sharknado 3 or Sharktopus vs Whalewolf? Sharktopus vs Whalewolf Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGTJ4Cv5ktE If only the so called academy had a sense of humor. Their awards are more for politics both internal and external than anything else. They don't even have a category for schlock. What a bunch of pretentious turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Do they ever say why there's no fish, just sharks? I'm sure there's a logical explanation. Well, shark skeletons are made of cartilage, rather than bone, so maybe the bony fish are too dense to get airborne in large numbers, even in a powerful tornado. In reality, rather than movieland, it's the regular fish that end up raining down, not the sharks, as you can see by these stories: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254812/Hundreds-fish-fall-sky-remote-Australian-town-Lajamanu.html http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/shower-of-fish-falls-on-great-yarmouth-710781.html Or frogs: http://www.livescience.com/44760-raining-frogs.html Amusing 4-minute raining fish video from the BBC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrFmAIYqBjg Then there's this slightly disturbing one from Beyond Science: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk-0YJNpExI Edited July 23, 2015 by Islander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I can see the Academy will have a real dilemma: does the Oscar for Best Picture go to Sharknado 3 or Sharktopus vs Whalewolf? Sharktopus vs Whalewolf Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGTJ4Cv5ktE If only the so called academy had a sense of humor. Their awards are more for politics both internal and external than anything else. They don't even have a category for schlock. What a bunch of pretentious turds. Was it Billy Crystal as Oscars MC who said, "This is the evening when millionaires gather to give each other gold statues."? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 But sharks are funnier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Naseum Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 me thinks i missed a classoc movie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerwoodKhorns Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 You ever wonder how you would react when running into a B movie actor ? Dad and i are eating at some cafe in Balboa a lady(s) at the next table getting fussy with the waiter, one lady piped off dont you know who i am? im an actress!, at another table a guy yelled B movies dont count lady! A friend was at Lake Mead and Jim Belushi was blocking a the l;aunchign ramp. Friend said Hey, get out of the way we need to get in. Another guy on Jim's boat said "do you knwo who this is?" Friend said "Yea, John's brother." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 me thinks i missed a classoc movie!! It will be around on syfy channel, trust me. They milk their schlock like a dairy maid milks cows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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