fini Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Sounds like some kind of (really friendly) conga line...or "The Bunny Hop." OR... "The Hokey Pokie:" "You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Man, this thread is sick! Hey, Tom. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 After an examination the doctor asked mOOn's wife to stay. He explained that "mOOn had a very rare desease and if he did not have sex daily he was going to expire." When she got to the car mOOn asked her what the doctor had said? "Your going to die." Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 LOL. That`s funny Rick. I`m sure Moon agrees. Keep us up to date Tom on your situation. Hope all turns out well. I can relate. The older I get the more concerned I get about my ***. And that`s no joke. Just part of growing up I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted October 15, 2004 Author Share Posted October 15, 2004 "You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out..." Uhhhhh....that would be, uh, fisting fini, not a digital exam. Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 A fifth opinion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted October 15, 2004 Author Share Posted October 15, 2004 "A fifth opinion?" As in... A 5th of Jack Daniels? Hmmm....that would come under the heading of extreme objects I believe. Lessee what Google says. Tom ps: I sense this thread going downhill real fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffinator Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Your senses are a bit on the slow side, Tom. This thread went down in flames quite a bit ago - probably right around the "Hokey Pokey" comment.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 ---------------- On 10/15/2004 9:37:12 AM Tom Adams wrote: "A fifth opinion?" As in... A 5th of Jack Daniels? Hmmm....that would come under the heading of extreme objects I believe. Lessee what Google says. Tom ps: I sense this thread going downhill real fast. ---------------- I think he was meaning 5 fingers Tom. Moooooooon River. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivadselim Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 ---------------- On 10/15/2004 9:42:09 AM Griffinator wrote: Your senses are a bit on the slow side, Tom. This thread went down in flames quite a bit ago - probably right around the "Hokey Pokey" comment.... ---------------- no, it was before that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurs Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 glad to see this probing line of dialogue is still going on today..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted October 15, 2004 Author Share Posted October 15, 2004 "glad to see this probing line of dialogue is still going on today....." Huh, a-huh, heh, heh....he said probing, huh, a-huh. Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shmoe Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Sheesh... you guys are too much... funny thread though, can't help but laugh through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurs Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Thanks Tom, I knew someone would use that setup to take us even further into our juvenile regression in this thread....Beavis and Butthead as a reference point exceeds my expectations.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 This may have shown up here before, and you could change this to your favorite or own state: Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from California . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was cleaned, dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Georgia woman. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 ---------------- On 10/14/2004 9:13:46 PM 3dzapper wrote: After an examination the doctor asked mOOn's wife to stay. He explained that "mOOn had a very rare desease and if he did not have sex daily he was going to expire." When she got to the car mOOn asked her what the doctor had said? "Your going to die." Rick ---------------- you don't know how close to the truth you are. Marvel Great one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 Well, I gotta hand it to you Tom (no pun intended), you're taking it all in stride...you've got a very healthy attitude about all this, and I'm sure you'll pull through this in no time. Hang in there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted October 18, 2004 Author Share Posted October 18, 2004 Three hunters were sitting around the campfire. After a few beers the conversation fell into a I can top that session when one of the guys related a painful experience of falling off his motorcycle wearing nothing but shorts and a T-shirt. There were groans and agreement that was pretty bad. One of his fellow hunters said, Awwwthat aint nuthin. I was riding my horse once and a snake spooked him. I was thrown from my horse but got my boot hung in the stirrup and my horse dragged me through a cactus patch. Again, grimaces & ouches and agreement that pain was worst. The third fellow spoke up saying he felt his pain experience was the ultimate. He told them about being out hunting and having to take a crap real bad. He goes over to some bushes, squats down, and drops one. He tells the guys that unbeknownst to him, the pile of leaves he was squatted over was hiding a bear trap. And when the turd hit the bear trap, the jaws released and WHAM right around his balls it shut. His friends were bent over in sympathetic pain and agreed that was the absolute worst pain that could ever be. The third guy looked at them and said, Nothe real pain came when I got to the end of that chain. Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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