CECAA850 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 What do I need to know about wholesome, corn fed Indiana girls ahead of time? What year her picture was taken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Hope the big fella is ok. Beautiful dog he isDitto regarding this.... I'm a dog lover and I hate to hear this news... We took him off the pain meds and anti-inflamatories last night. He's on the mend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 We are meeting Friday for cocktails at this little watering hole halfway between her house and mine. What do I need to know about wholesome, corn fed Indiana girls ahead of time? Suggestions and information appreciated........even if its serious (knowing you guys I doubt it) I wouldn't call her corn fed to her face. I wouldn't ask her if she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. I think I'd avoid the subject of corn all together. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 We are meeting Friday for cocktails at this little watering hole halfway between her house and mine. What do I need to know about wholesome, corn fed Indiana girls ahead of time? Wholesome and fit so, good fortune. She thinks you and Jake are a hunk anyway so dig in... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 We are meeting Friday for cocktails at this little watering hole halfway between her house and mine. What do I need to know about wholesome, corn fed Indiana girls ahead of time? Suggestions and information appreciated........even if its serious (knowing you guys I doubt it) I wouldn't call her corn fed to her face. I wouldn't ask her if she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. I think I'd avoid the subject of corn all together. Sounds like real good advice! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) Carl called and gave me a couple of good openers....just can't decide which to use first? "Tarheel love you long time" "I don't sweat much for a fat boy" I think Ernest T from the Andy Griffith show had some good ones too. Just can't remember them. She may be asking her friends "what do I need to know about grits fed boys from the south" Edited August 6, 2014 by Tarheel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) Ernest T Bass used a uniform to woo Darlene Darling one time and was successful...I think. Almost got whumped by Mr. Darling though. Edit: Charlene? Edited August 6, 2014 by billybob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Carl called and gave me a couple of good openers You forgot "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Carl called and gave me a couple of good openers You forgot "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you". LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Maybe I'll ask Ben.....he is in Kokomo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnr Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 We are meeting Friday for cocktails at this little watering hole halfway between her house and mine. What do I need to know about wholesome, corn fed Indiana girls ahead of time? Suggestions and information appreciated........even if its serious (knowing you guys I doubt it) I wouldn't call her corn fed to her face. I wouldn't ask her if she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. I think I'd avoid the subject of corn all together. Or to the contrary, you could give her one of these in lieu of flowers... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Is the stick to keep it firm? Shouldn't I wait till the second date? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Will there be a second date after the cornie...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I said avoid anything with corn!!! Jeesh, you try to help a guy out........................ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Hey isn't Amy from Indiana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 OK, here's what you do. go out and buy a brand new shirt. Sometime during the evenings conversation tell her that you went out and got it specially for her. Ask her if she'd like to feel the texture of the shirt and ask her if she knows what it is. When she says "no", tell her it's "boyfriend material". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 OK, here's what you do. go out and buy a brand new shirt. Sometime during the evenings conversation tell her that you went out and got it specially for her. Ask her if she'd like to feel the texture of the shirt and ask her if she knows what it is. When she says "no", tell her it's "boyfriend material". Very subtle yet, to the point... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 If football or other comes up, tell her you are a Sooner Fan... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 If you do eat a cornie, pull the stick out first and wink at her... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSamuel Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Hey isn't Amy from Indiana? Yes she is. Don't obsess over her ear lobes. Just to be safe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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