Colin Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 At preacherman DaddyDees Klipsch gathering in Little Rock, Arkansas (May, 2004) I proposed a Insult thread, because some of posters can hurl some good ones. This would also exorcise the demons. It gives the kids a place to race their cars off the main streets. I have two favorites: 1) To WC Fields: you sir, are a drunk Yes, madam, I am. And you are ugly. In the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly! 2) In a London paper when Bush Jr. was elected: the new US President is a sandwich short of a full picnic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrot Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Does this have anything to do with 2-Channel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-malotky Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Paul I just read your post in the Members area about the Indy trip.... I kind of relate Internet flames to Road rage. People feel a bit safer hideing behind the safety and animinity of there computer. In person most people, by nature, will be less confrontational face to face with another person. Unless of course you are in the city of Chicago JM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale W Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 How about !! If brains were " gas " then you would'nt have enough to drive a dinky toy around the inside of a cheerio !!!! OR If scientist took your brain and enlarged is a big as possible " then " took and stuffed it up a nats *** it would still rattle around like a ball bearing inside a cardboard box !! Am i getting close to the prize yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olorin Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Dumber than a bag of hammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2K Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 If the glove don't fit, you must acquit. Keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 I think, no, no I am certain that you are the most unattractive man I have met in my entire life. In the short time that I have known you, you have demonstrated all of the loathsome characteristics of the male personality, AND even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, morally reprehensible, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You know, you're not even interesting enough to make me sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 When I am with you I feel the need to take out the garbage. If looks and acts were the criteia, I would request to see your license and rabies shot tags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted June 18, 2004 Moderators Share Posted June 18, 2004 Ray, Could that be Cher from Witches of Eastwick to Jack Nicholson? Loved that movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 ---------------- On 6/18/2004 12:49:10 PM Amy Unger wrote: Ray, Could that be Cher from Witches of Eastwick to Jack Nicholson? Loved that movie... ---------------- BUSTED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minn_male42 Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo33 Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 You, you male chauvinistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Blacksmith Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 I fart in your general direction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 The most inventive I ever got with an insult was in Greek traffic. A guy was screaming some obsenities and I replied: "May you grow hairs on the back of your tongue." To the best of my knowledge this is a unique put down - and it certainly worked - he was suddenly struck dumb. Rather proud of it as it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olorin Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Oh, you mean real life ones! I told my ex-wife -- a career-minded woman who had no time for things like family -- "Maybe one day you'll grow a heart to go with your balls." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Your mother's "kitty" has teeth and spits oatmeal! I wouldn't **** you with my dog's dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshnich Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 One from Mr Churchill. A woman, offended by the Prime minister said " if you were my husband I would put poison in your tea" He response was "Madam, if you were my wife I would certainly drink it" josh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Now wait a second ...Day old penis breath . My dog is a virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Like I said, I wouldn't... and a for you scared-to-death lurkers out there. It's called a sense of humor. Don't be askeered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted June 18, 2004 Author Share Posted June 18, 2004 In this age of confrontation, tis good to master the gentlemanly art of insult: LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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