djk Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Linda Blair had a cute line to the priest (his mother had just died) in the Exorcist: "Your mother sucks _ in hell!" I can't remember if that was before or after she peed on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael hurd Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 How about " you've got more nerve than a rotten tooth " ? "A few bricks short of a load" "A few fries short of a happy meal" "Nice building, too bad it's condemned" "Did you get your driver's licence from a gumball machine" "I've backed up more miles than you have gone ahead" "Shut your piehole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notneB Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 (s)he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Benton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deang Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Come sit with me, I feel like being alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael hurd Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 You're so ugly, your mama fed you with a slingshot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEC Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 My favorite: "You, sir, suffer from recto-cranial inversion syndrome." Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 1) A pox upon your house! 2) You are about as subtle and discrete as Amy Unger! JUST KIDDING A.U.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted June 20, 2004 Author Share Posted June 20, 2004 I think, no, no I am certain that you are the most unattractive man I have met in my entire life. In the short time that I have known you, you have demonstrated all of the loathsome characteristics of the male personality, AND even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, morally reprehensible, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You know, you're not even interesting enough to make me sick. Cher, Witches of Eastwick http://www.coolquotescollection.com/cat/movie/28/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted June 20, 2004 Author Share Posted June 20, 2004 Beauty is skin deep, but when you are rotten, it goes right to the core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssh Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Truman Capote was signing books at a bookstore. A man stepped up, unzipped, and asked Truman to "Sign this." His witty reply was, "Well, I don't know about signing it, but perhaps I can initial it." SSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 OUCH!! Capote could be a mean little bugger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Years ago David Niven was introducing an award at the Academy Awards when a streaker ran across the stage behind him: Niven said with a perfectly straight face " I don't understand why some people need to flaunt their shortcomings ! " I howled at the time but later learned that the streaking was a putup job. I don't know whether Niven's shot was scripted or not. Great line though! Dorothy Parker and Hedda Hopper Loved to Loathe each other and rarely passed on an opportunity to humiliate each other. On one occasion they arrived at a doorway at the same time: Hopper (stepping aside): Age before beauty! Parker (sailing past without missing a step ): Pearls before swine! Off Topic ( As in definitely scripted: ) W.C. Fields had a running gag in his radio series. He was forever being accosted by middle aged women who either attempted to reform him or who loudly commiserated with him regarding his various failures and/or misfortunes: Fluttering Middle Aged Commiserator: Oh Mr. Fields ! I am so sorry that you buried your wife yesterday ! Fields: Had to !................. Died! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 No comments on Amy, even in jest. She is our Earth Mother. Gil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Now if we can have discussions like this from time to time I don`t see a problem with the "new forum". Your momma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 A blind guy sits down at the bar and asks if the bartender would like to hear a good blonde joke. Bartender: Well, first of all, I am blonde, second of all, the woman sitting next to you is blonde and a black belt in karate. The person sitting two stools down from you on the opposite side is a blonde biker, and there are two blonde championship weight-lifters shooting pool behind you. Now, do you think you still want to tell us your blonde joke? Blindman: No, I've changed my mind. I don't want to have to explain the joke 5 times! (Rimshot implied) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Yes Amy is our earth mother.......But Gill your not from earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted June 21, 2004 Moderators Share Posted June 21, 2004 I don't have a problem with threads like this, as long as the insults aren't directed at anyone. Maybe you guys are finally starting to get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minn_male42 Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 "your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot" "no, go on. listening to you is only slightly worse than foraging in a trash dumpster for food." "what gender are you?" "you're not a complete idiot - you've got a few parts missing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubelover Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 ---------------- On 6/21/2004 9:59:09 AM Amy Unger wrote: I don't have a problem with threads like this, as long as the insults aren't directed at anyone. Maybe you guys are finally starting to get it. ---------------- Most of us are dense. http://www.coswayco.com/index.html'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Recent bumper stickers: "My kid beat the crap out of your honor student!" "Caution! I occasionally brake for no apparent reason!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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