Parrot Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 This police report was in the local newspaper today: "300 block of Remy Avenue - A 53-year-old woman told police at 11 a.m. Saturday her daughter and granddaughter threw her hot dogs out the door while the three were arguing. The daughter and granddaughter told police the woman threw out her own hot dogs, she was so angry during the argument, which included pushing and shoving, according to the report. No charges were filed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 The case of the flying hotdogs. Where's Barnaby Jones when you need him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrench_peddler Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 300 block of Remy? Is that in the two channel section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champagne taste beer budget Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Sounds like a better case for Columbo. Barnaby always seemed too high brow for the flying hot dog cases. Now if it were Alaskan King crab legs or 12 count shrimp, Barnaby would get the call in a heartbeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 ---------------- On 7/12/2004 7:23:52 PM Champagne taste beer budget wrote: Sounds like a better case for Columbo. Barnaby always seemed too high brow for the flying hot dog cases. Now if it were Alaskan King crab legs or 12 count shrimp, Barnaby would get the call in a heartbeat. ---------------- I think milk goes better with hotdogs then seafood. Call Barnaby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheltie dave Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 "In a striking parallel, three Klipsch forum members were arrested for arguing over pushing and pulling, or listening, set in their ways. The grandmother will be providing anger management counseling on an ad hoc basis." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M6 Driver Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 ---------------- On 7/12/2004 7:23:52 PM Champagne taste beer budget wrote: Sounds like a better case for Columbo. Barnaby always seemed too high brow for the flying hot dog cases. Now if it were Alaskan King crab legs or 12 count shrimp, Barnaby would get the call in a heartbeat. ---------------- I'm thinking more in the lines of Canon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 ---------------- On 7/12/2004 7:07:22 PM garymd wrote: The case of the flying hotdogs. Where's Barnaby Jones when you need him. ---------------- Did the hot dogs have casings? Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipschfoot Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 If she had thrown out the beer as well, THAT would have been an unusual story. Flying hot dogs, pushing and shoving and trailer park fights happen every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedball Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 One Adam 12...One Adam 12.... Boy, did I just waste my time or what? Pat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 I read today in the Fax News a 29 year old woman ws arguing over her live in brother loaning the butter to a neighbor in the next apartment. The woman, who is an off duty cop, went to her bedroom and got her service sidearm and accidently shot the brother in a pushing and shoving scuffle. Ther brother was treated and released, the sister hasn't been charged (or fired) yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipschfoot Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 He LOANED the butter? How was it returned? Yea, he had it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadog Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 It must be a slow news day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rockford Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 I'll get it done for two hundred dollars a day plus expenses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 ---------------- On 7/13/2004 8:19:03 AM Jim Rockford wrote: I'll get it done for two hundred dollars a day plus expenses. ---------------- Jailbird!! Oh, that's right, you were found innocent... (just kiddin') This is scary, my middle name is Martin..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Rockford Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 I've got a FULL pardon, pal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrot Posted July 13, 2004 Author Share Posted July 13, 2004 Rocky, Your show was great fun. But how did you handle all those punches every week? Did you think you were Mannix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 Hello: Okay, vacation definitely needed. On our way we'll be Crossing Jordan. On a real note, patrolling a City Street, I noticed a couple crs ahead of me, the light was/had been red for a few seconds. There was already a vehicle stopped for the light. The person in the vehicle in front of me, was distracted as she put her eye makeup on. She failed to observe the red light and the vehicle stopped She rear ended a City PD marked Patrol vehicle. As the Officer exited her vehicle, I put on my back bar emergency lights as they were placed in a non-marked vehicle and exited my vehicle, identification showing on belt. At 0820 hours, she was in a stolen vehicle, two (2) felony theft warrants outstanding, legally well above the intox standard, and the vehicle she was driving had two (2) different plates, both stolen. But, to note, after the impact, she did open her door and attempt to flee the scene. She was caught after a fifteen (15) yard foot chase to add to her "difficulties." Dollar amount of the damage to the Marked Unit exceeded one thousand ($1000.00) dollars. It was after fingerprinting, a a run of her prints, did we find her true name which yielded two (2) additional out of County Felony Warrants. A slow day. dodger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Dodger- That should teach her, no farding in the car (means to apply make-up). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffinator Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 You'd think the woman would have enough sense to drive quasi-intelligently considering that she was drunk and in a stolen vehicle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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