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After a lot of cajolery the twins have agreed to say a few words. First up is Tickles.

Whooooeeee, whooooeeee!

Tickles please get off the trampoline and come over here. Thanks.

Ok Tickles, say hello to the nice folks

Oh like where did all the creepy looking rockers, geeks and old guys come from!

Now these are the nice fellows who help us out with music every week

Ohhh, I LIKE music! It sorta like champagne you know like the bubbles make my nose tickle.

So what do you think of Thebes?

Hes funny, I like rubbing his head, an he buys us stuff, takes us dancin and even took us to see that Randy Dangerfield guy, whose, you know, even older then Thebes.

Can I go back to the trampoline now, I like the way my ponytails jump up and down when Im going really high

Sure you can Tickles but can you get Tawny to come over here she looks a little cross and I think I[m in trouble again.

OK, bye guys!

Er, Tawny say hello to the fellas.

Talk to this bunch of maroons. Sure stare, in your dreams, look that one guys got drool running down his chin.

Um, Slammin do something about that would you.

So Tawny, what do you think about Thebes?

Hes a worm, and a very, very bad boy. Arent you Thebes.

Tawny please could we talk about that later. What else should they know about Thebes?

Well hes got nice stereo gear, but its waste on him. Hes got a 3db spread between his left and right channels, poor room placement, a ground loop hum and ignored Leos suggestion for a line conditioner. Can we go to a club now?

Sure we can but dont you want the fellas to help us out with some music for the weekend?

Yeah these guys do know something about music. Ok clowns, listen up Im only going to say this once. I want the favorite three records in your collection. Well what are standing around for, Im waiting.

(sound of stiletto heals rapidly receeding)

Oh boy, you guys better really help me out now, or I wont be able to sit down for a week. Hurry up will you shes coming back!

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On 8/20/2004 6:06:45 PM thebes wrote:

What else should they know about Thebes?

He’s got a 3db spread between his left and right channels, poor room placement, a ground loop hum and ignored Leo’s suggestion for a line conditioner...

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Are you sure she was talking about your stereo there, thebes?

Three favourite records?

Frank Sinatra - Where are You?

Elvis Presley- Something for Everybody.

Roy Gaines- I Got The T-Bone Walker Blues.

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Ok, to save your incredibly creative hiney from another beating at the hands of your personal dominatrix, I'll spill.

Strictly vinyl?

Yes - Tales From Topographic Oceans

Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind

Rush - Hemispheres

For a great CD experience, take a spin on Radiohead's brilliant 1991 release The Bends - one of the finest rock albums in the last two decades.

Can you tell I'm a rocker - and specifically a prog rocker, by trade?

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......."Slammin do something about that would you"........

Sorry, I didn't know you were watching.

Its just that you remind me so much of my daughter when she was in high school.

Ooops! I meant my sister.

....My daughter,,,(slap)....My sister.....(smack)....My daughter......

Well, you know. I live in Arkansas. It gets confusing down here.

Regards,

Terry

PS: Water Fall, Kim Waters-second cut

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On 8/21/2004 10:37:03 AM IB Slammin wrote:

......."Slammin do something about that would you"........

Sorry, I didn't know you were watching.

Its just that you remind me so much of my daughter when she was in high school.

Ooops! I meant my sister.

....My daughter,,,(slap)....My sister.....(smack)....My daughter......

Well,
you
know. I live in Arkansas. It gets confusing down here.

Regards,

Terry

PS: Water Fall, Kim Waters-second cut
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PPS: It is difficult to focus.

Kim Waters, Water Fall-second cut

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Thats funny Slamming!

Favorite three? Only three? God I couldnt tell you my favorite three CDs now, I am rotating 2-6 discs each by Diana Krall, kd lang, Patricia Barber, Allison Krause, Cassandra Wilson, Tracy Chapman, Holly Cole, Norah Jones.

I wore out two vinyl discs a while ago and had to buy new copies:

Billy Joels Stranger and Michael Jacksons Thriller

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