Klipsched with Yamahas Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Solid State rules if you are brain dead You had better retract that Solid State comment, or you'll go straight to hell for it![] If you ain't doin' something, then you're probably doing nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 My all time favorite bumper sticker: "Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Gay whales suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 You never want the one you can afford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 A day without pot is...what were we talking about? Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot !!!!! ... 8 track flashback ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 If anything is used to it's full potential, it will break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 My all time favorite bumper sticker: "Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus!" When I was in San Francisco I saw this sticker. Pull Me Over If Your A Gay Cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Click the 'Start' button to Shut Down the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Spontaneity is good as long as it is controlled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallette Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 A day without pot is...what were we talking about? Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot !!!!! ... 8 track flashback ... My memory (such as it is) of that one is Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. I still have a stack of those somewhere...where are they anyway? As to bumper stickers, I saw this one about 20 years ago in Wichita Falls and almost wrecked: "When bongs are outlawed, only outlaws will have bongs." Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Avoid cliches like the plague... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Some bachelors want a meaningful overnight relationship.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 A day without pot is...what were we talking about? Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot !!!!! ... 8 track flashback ... My memory (such as it is) of that one is Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. I still have a stack of those somewhere...where are they anyway? As to bumper stickers, I saw this one about 20 years ago in Wichita Falls and almost wrecked: "When bongs are outlawed, only outlaws will have bongs." Dave My brother used to have FFFB comics. I read them but didn't understand till later. I have been reading reports of a Fabulous Furry Freak Brother movie for a while now and not there is a pilot trailer of sorts on youtube. I hope it gets made....Crazy hippies...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallette Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 From the Firesign Theatre: If you push something hard enough, it will fall over Fudd's Law It goes in, it must come out.| Testicles Deviant to Fudd's Law Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Klipstein's Laws of General Engineering and Production:Any wire cut to length will be too short. A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first. A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. After an access cover has been secured by sixteen hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted. After an intrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 As quoted from Steven Wright:1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- They don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend.....but she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever....so far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 32 - The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I have a good memory its just short Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Never whistle while you pee. - Hagbard Celine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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