Thebesis Pontificatus

[Mallette]

Advice to "newbies" to 2 Channel Forum:

Meddlest not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art chrunchy and good with ketchup.

Dave

[Gilbert]

Thebes, your doing some serious trolling with this one. []

[colterphoto1]

A few from my Grandpa -Raymond Emsweller (usually prefaced with 'now then...' and a wag of the index finger at you)

Perhaps these are unoriginal, but I heard them first from him so they're his in my mind, mmmk?

There aint' nothing I like better than to watch a man work

I like to look a man in the eye when he takes my money

If you want hot food, you've got to wait for them to cook it

We've et everything but the table

It's not how much money you make, it's how much you save

That henhouse is the most expensive hobby I ever had, I paid for the chickens and feed, Lucille kept the egg money

They used to give you a free hat, now you have to buy them

One day this country won't be able to afford to feed itself

I never get full, I just get tired of eating

I sure miss that guy...

M

[HarryO]

"I'm almost done buying stereo gear" (Arf)

"My system is now complete"

And on a personal note. The day I left for the Marine Corps my dad gave me some good advice as we were waiting for the bus. "Shup up and don't volunteer fur nuttin", "keep your head down", and "Don't get no higher than pickin' corn nor lower than diggin 'taters boy. You'll be ok"

Harry

[Groomlakearea51]

Lest we forget....

"Trust me, I'm with the government and here to help you"

"Of course I love you!! (while trying desperately to remember her name...)

" You can't buy beer, you can only rent it" (Courtesy of Archie Bunker)

"Speed costs money boy! How fast yah wanna' go?"

"Hold my beer and watch this" (all time favorite in Okeechobee......)

[Mallette]

Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted
on the wall at Cross Trails Church
in Fairlie , Texas :



(1) Just one God.

(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.

(3) No telling tales or
gossipin'.

(4) Git yourself to Sunday
meeting.

(5) Put nothin' before God.

(6) No foolin' around with
another fellow's gal.

(7) No killin'.

(8) Watch yer mouth.

(9) Don't take what ain't yers.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer
buddy's stuff.

[Gilbert]

LMFAO........ that is so good and it's original.

Advice to "newbies" to 2 Channel Forum:

Meddlest not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art chrunchy and good with ketchup.

Dave

[thebes]

Thebes, your doing some serious trolling with this one.

I must not be the quality fisherman I thought I was because so far not even a nibble. I thought "Set is a topology not a religion" would at least bring one keeper to the surface.

Better use some fresh bait:

Expensive cables are just plain expensive.

Raising wire is wacko science.

Doubling up speakers is an abortion of distortion.

Push pull is the way to go but it does get confusing when your dating Twins.

B+ is a grade not a scientific term.

Phase is relative.

Oh what's that over there up in that tree! Why I do believe it's a Parrot!

[Mallette]

Marty, try a couple of my favorite audio TRVTHS that are usually greeted with stony silence or kill a thread all together:

I'd rather hear a first class recording over a boom box than the bulk of commercial releases over the worlds finest system.

Vinyl's dynamic compression is as hard to live with as CD's limitations. Sometimes worse...

Dave

[mike stehr]

"make everything louder than everything else (can't take credit, that's Ian Gillan of Deep Purple)"

Of course Ian said that after a comment from another band member. "Can we make everything louder than you?" I'm guessing Ritchie popped off with that one...........

[fini]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I gave a buck to my kids.

[sputnik]

The plane takes off.

[fini]

The simple truth is neither simple nor the truth.

[sputnik]

A bird in the hand can make quite a mess.

[jheis]

There are 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.

[dtel]

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

[hammertop]

......dieing to live.... but living to die.....

Enjoy!

[oldbuckster]

I've told you a million times not to exarggerate !!!!!!!!

[SWL]

.......selling everything and getting some headphones instead......much easier.

.......this LSD television I bought doesn't have the effect I thought it would have.

[colterphoto1]

from a German carpenter friend

"I cut the board three times and it's still too short"