Daddy Dee Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Quote
seti Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support. If you can read this, you're in range. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables! It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long. Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz bythen, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whateverthe hell you want to. Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils. The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is. If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy. To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze. We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history. If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for aday. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish,he'll have headaches for the rest of his life. Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told. Quote
Daddy Dee Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 OK. There's a man way out in the middle of a forest where no one can hear his voice. He says something. Is he still wrong? Quote
sputnik Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 OK. There's a man way out in the middle of a forest where no one woman can hear his voice. He says something. Is he still wrong? I fixed it for you. [] Quote
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 There's no such thing as friendly fire... Quote
IB Slammin Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support. If you can read this, you're in range. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables! It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long. Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils. The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is. If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy. To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze. We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history. If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life. Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told. Seti must have bought every bumpersticker in the truck stop![] tc Quote
kaiser SET say Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe. Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support. If you can read this, you're in range. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables! It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long. Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils. The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is. If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy. To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze. We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history. If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life. Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told. Seti must have bought every bumpersticker in the truck stop! tc Now don't you know that boy [] LOL Just when you think you got it right your wrong! Everybody else thinks they are right but we all know better[] If at first you don't succeed , drink another one and try it again[Y] I , therefore I'm doomed[li] Quote
Daddy Dee Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Thank you Sputnik. Here's a triple play: the three most often told lies on the planet. The check is in the mail. The car will be ready at 5:00 p.m. I work for the government and I'm here to help you. Quote
fini Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 My all-time favorite bumper-sticker: Honk if you're Jesus Quote
seti Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout. Strawberry Fields forever. Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see. It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out, it doesn't matter much to me. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout. Strawberry Fields forever. No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low. That is you can't you know tune in but it's all right, that is I think it's not too bad. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout. Strawberry Fields forever. Always, no sometimes, think it's me, but you know I know when it's a dream. I think I know I mean a 'Yes' but it's all wrong, that is I think I disagree. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hungabout. Strawberry Fields forever. Strawberry Fields forever. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.Strawberry Fields forever.Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out.It doesn't matter much to me.Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.Strawberry Fields forever.No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low.That is you can't you know tune in but it's all right.That is I think it's not too bad.Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.Strawberry Fields forever.Always no sometimes think it's me, but you know I know when it's a dream.I think I know I mean "Yes," but it's all wrong.That is I think I disagree.Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields.Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about.Strawberry Fields forever.Strawberry Fields forever.Strawberry Fields forever. Quote
Daddy Dee Posted April 15, 2008 Posted April 15, 2008 My all-time favorite bumper-sticker: Honk if you're Jesus good one! how about: Don't Make Me Come Down There! Quote
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 Anyone who isn't confused here doesn't really know what's going on. Quote
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 The world is full of apathy, but I don't care. Quote
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Quote
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.... Quote
maxg Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 My all time favorite: Nostalgia isnt what is used to be.... Quote
fini Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 The world is full of apathy, but I don't care. In that case, you probably don't give a hoot that Jimmy cracks corn, either. Quote
J.4knee Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 That place is so crouded nobody goes there anymore (Yogi Berra) Quote
Mallette Posted April 16, 2008 Posted April 16, 2008 A day without pot is...what were we talking about? Quote
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