Daddy Dee Posted April 17, 2008 Posted April 17, 2008 The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs. Quote
fini Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 Never whistle while you pee. - Hagbard Celine That's not what Snow White taught the dwarves.**According to the deluxe 4-disc set, "Deleted Scenes" feature. Quote
HarryO Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 "You can't whup nuthin what lays down to fight" Quote
Daddy Dee Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 The one you want is never the one on sale. Quote
colterphoto1 Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage Ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool Ya can't change film with a kid on your back Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch -Roger Miller Quote
Daddy Dee Posted April 18, 2008 Posted April 18, 2008 You don't tug on Superman's cape You don't spit into the wind You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger And you don't mess around with Jim --Jim Croce Quote
Daddy Dee Posted April 20, 2008 Posted April 20, 2008 The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it. Quote
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 20, 2008 Posted April 20, 2008 If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Quote
colterphoto1 Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. I gotta start learning more about this from you guys.... Quote
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 You'll do just fine!!! Remember, don't wear socks longer than about a week or two; Don't forget to put your dirty clothes in the hamper or washing machine; follow the WAF rules: (1) She's always right (2) If she's not right, don't tell her, and (3) When in doubt, follow Rule #1.....[] Quote
BLSamuel Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 And don't forget that the toilet seat and lid shall remain down at all times while not in use. Quote
Daddy Dee Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. I gotta start learning more about this from you guys.... Michael, You definitely need to be hanging out more. Good news, this type of survival knowledge base and skills are not hard to pick up. Quote
Lonelobo Posted April 22, 2008 Posted April 22, 2008 If at first you don't succeed, sky diving may not be for you. A day without sunshine is like night. Quote
Moderators dtel Posted April 22, 2008 Moderators Posted April 22, 2008 If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. I gotta start learning more about this from you guys.... Michael, You definitely need to be hanging out more. Good news, this type of survival knowledge base and skills are not hard to pick up. Don't worry Michael every female has all the rules memorized, and they are very willing to teach/force you to get them correct even if it takes 1000 lessons ! I think i am WAY PAST 1000 lessons, don't really ever expect to get out of class. Quote
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 SWMBO is not just an acronym, for married men it's a way of life!![] Quote
Moderators dtel Posted April 23, 2008 Moderators Posted April 23, 2008 Or SWBIL She who believes I'm listening Or SWBIR She who believes I'll remember Or my favorite SWHHH She who has high hopes Quote
BobRiff Posted April 23, 2008 Posted April 23, 2008 A day without pot is...what were we talking about? Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot !!!!! ... 8 track flashback ... But how will we pay for the Doritios? Quote
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