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Just to let all my friends here know that there are no hard feelings on my part. I guess we will have to agree to disagree. (I'm right, of course [:D]).

Just to loosen things up a bit, I've decided to add an ongoing thread similar to our world famous "Klipsch Spotters" .

I don't know about he Craigslist nearest you, but mine is full of wonders, and hoots, the bizarre and the banal. Please keep in mind that I'm not after the latest audio find, just interesting or silly stuff you may come across. Also, since the ads are transitory, an excerpt (use "cut" and "paste" for those with minimum computer skills) will be handy.

My first one happened this evening during my ongoing hunt for tubes:


I am in need for some test tubes.




These are the dimensions I prefer:


Length: 5.75, 6.75 inches, OR longer


Width: 0.75 inch, or 1 inch




Name your price, but please make it reasonable.




I need 10 or more if possible.




If you have test tubes available, please let me know.




I am an amateur myrmecologist and this has turned out to be a busy anting season for me.


Queen ants are everywhere!

How'd you like to have a hobby you can't even spell. At least audiophile is phonetic,

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Yes every day I amaze myself with my perspacity. If only I could spell it. This may be my finest creation, a thread that will never die as long as there is stuff on Craigslist.

Take this anitque storage shed with historical lineage. Me, I'd use it for firewood.

Antique shed in Berkeley Springs WV For Sale

6' 4" Wide

8' Deep

9' High

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$1,200. or make a good offer.

This
shed has a history. Belonged to a home which was a summer cottage
constructed in 1872 for Judge John Wright . A Lincoln appointee to the
U.S. Court of Appeals. In 1777, this houses lot was one of four lots
in a square that was owned by George Washington cousin, Henry Whiting
in Town of Bath, Historic Berkeley Springs, the nations first spa.

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Pocket Rocket- is that what I think it is?

Pocket Rocket wanted - $150 (Auburn)


Reply to: sale-m69bh-1263843901@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-10, 8:45PM EDT

I am looking for a pocket rocket I have 150 cash right now i will come over anytime and pick up please e-mail me with what you have thanksi am located in auburn

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 Pocket Rocket- is that what I think it is?

Pocket Rocket wanted - $150 (Auburn)


Reply to: sale-m69bh-1263843901@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Date: 2009-07-10, 8:45PM EDT

I am looking for a pocket rocket I have 150 cash right now i will come over anytime and pick up please e-mail me with what you have thanksi am located in auburn

For $150 I think an operator comes with it!!!

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I think the add is asking for a micro motorcycle.

I take this add along the lines of "hey I want a PS3 but only have $10, call me any time to pick up your unwanted console, oh by the way, it would be nice if you threw in the 30 games you just bought and I only want to bring home the latest hits so if you could buy those and give them to me also I would say thanks twice"

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Here is a great one!

BOSE 321 - $400 (YORK)


Date: 2009-07-21, 7:03PM EDT
Reply to: sale-wrfjy-1282046920@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I HAVE A 2003 BOSE 321 SYSTEM,CD/DVD,BASS MODULE,ALL CABLES, WITH BOSE SPEAKERS STANDS, NEW $950, DVD/CD DRAW STICKS,WON'T LOAD CD'S, CAN REFURBISH THROUGH BOSE FOR $150
HAVE NEW SYSTEM AND HAVE NOT USED IN SOMETIME.CALL 603-235-8664, Dale

  • Location: YORK
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1282046920

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  • 2 weeks later...

Too bad I was looking for an indoor riding mower..

White outdoor riding lawn mower - $200 (West Newfield)


Date: 2009-08-03, 5:54PM EDT
Reply to: sale-8jthh-1304134249@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
White outdoor riding mower. Not sure of the year. Runs okay. Needs new tires and mower blades need to be sharpened.

  • Location: West Newfield
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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I was looking for a Honey Inserter......................:>).

HONEY EXTRACTOR (fort myers)




Date: 2009-08-03, 9:52PM EDT

Reply to: sale-7cxhw-1304517757@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]






Looking for a hand cranked Honey Extractor.





send picture and asking price to crodge_11@yahoo.com




  • Location: fort myers
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests





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Just in case you forgot to bring the Buns to the Party !

New England Style Hot Doll Rolls Buns 1 doz - $5




Date: 2009-08-03, 9:02PM EDT

Reply to: sale-jkb2q-1304428977@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]






Relocated New Englanders
if you are missing the hot dog buns that are top sliced New England style for
your hot dogs, Fenway franks. I'll shop for you up here and ship to you.


New England Style Hot Dog Buns
Hot dog rolls that are top sliced.
Hi there.
I started offering to get these for a family that I visited out in the Midwest. That family was originally from New England.

They
told me they would love to get these rolls as there were no top sliced
New England Style Rolls available out there. Who knew?

So, I brought them some and they were delighted.

So, if you are missing these and would love to have them, let me know.

So
many cannot find these unique to New England hot dog rolls. Top sliced,
great for Fenway Franks or grilling in the pan, flat sides.

I just found this brand that retails for a bit cheaper than Wonder.

12 Hot Dog Buns in package
Net wt 18 oz.
510 g

Top sliced can be used to tuna salad rolls, lobster rolls, crabmeat salad rolls, and more.


This is also available at my Bonanzle store. If you'd like to get more details (or buy this now), take a look at my listing there.

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Had to laugh at this little gem.


Recipie for Disaster - FOR FREE! (Perry, KS)




Date: 2009-08-12, 3:13PM CDT

Reply to: sale-q6vwp-1319830568@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]






What we have to offer is one very localized mess.


We've come up with many great ways to spin the story, to market more
effectively - and, sadly, in the end all we have is the truth. We have
5 55-gallon drums full of some kind of unidentifiable blue waxy stuff.
It is for certain: Waxy. It is also IN the drums. That is the sum total
of what we know about it. In addition we have a tire that had to have
caused somebody some grief when it blew, cuz it's allll the way blown
out. But, it DOES have a rim. It may have gone on a Dodge pick-up. So,
it's got that goin' for it.

And, finally (as if all this weren't enough so far) we've got a
fridge. It stands upright and has a door on the top and door on the
bottom. It's not quite white and not quite ecru. Surely it doesn't work
or it wouldn't be hanging out with all the other stuff there. But, I
suppose it's not inconceivable that it might work.

Should it come to pass that you don't have nearly enough trouble in
your life, and you'd like to take a beautiful little road trip out here
to Perry - we've got about one truck load of trouble and we're willing
to let you have it. We probably won't help you load it though, so bring
a strong back or two.
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And the classiest ad I've ever seen.

trade sex for PS3 - $1 (Lawrence)




Date: 2009-08-14, 12:07AM CDT

Reply to: sale-b97tw-1322388716@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]






Hi,

Me ( 25/F) or my (23/F) or my (23/M/Gay) room mate will have any
form of sex with you and bring you dirty dirty pleasure for a backwards
compatible PS3.

We are a house full of nerds and this 100% for real. If you can give us LBP all three of us will do you at the same time.


Please message me before marking as spam because this is real.



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I see this add in several states, no clue what he's looking for.

RESPONSIBLE GENTLEMAN LOOKING FOR FALL HERSHEY SPOTS


Date: 2009-08-16, 4:14PM EDT
Reply to: sale-dy89v-1326389358@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
RESPONSIBLE OLDER GENTLEMAN LOOKING FOR HERSHEY SPACES,I KNOW THE PAVEMENT RULES.REFERENCES ON REQUEST.THANK YOU.

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PostingID: 1326389358

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KLIPSCH (RS-62) NEW - $750 (PLANO/WYLIE)




Date: 2009-08-14, 5:51AM CDT

Reply to: sale-m2bba-1322517530@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]






I HAVE A PAIR OF NEW KLIPSCH RS-62 REAR SURROUND SPEAKERS I HAVE ONLY
PLAYED A FEW MOVIES ON THEM AND THEY ARE THE BEST SOUNDING SPEAKERS I
HAVE EVER HEARD THIS IS A SMOKIN DEAL I PAID 850.00 EACH FOR THEM SO IF
YOU KNOW THESE SPEAKERS THEN YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THEY ARE I AM FIRM ON
THE PRICE SO PLEASE NO LOW BALL OFFERS PLEASE.....CALL...(972)333-5482


  • Location: PLANO/WYLIE
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




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Considerign they cost 1098 new, he's lying quite a bit
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