sputnik Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Oh come on! Seriously, where are you guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I am slighty congested, but concious here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Crap, I missed the Rapture and I'm stuck here alone with JB!!!! Why didn't anyone PM me? Jerks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Took a while to get out of the bomb shelter, what with the atmosphere tester and radiation reader things... Maybe we are in an alternate universe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Happy Autumnal Equinox, everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 it's ok, I wasn't having that good of a life anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Crap, I missed the Rapture and I'm stuck here alone with JB!!!! Why didn't anyone PM me? Jerks! Seriously, there was a guy interviewed on CBC Radio yesterday who sells insurance contracts guaranteeing to take care of the pets of anyone who's swept up in the Rapture. He reasons that there's no mention of pets in Heaven, so someone should take care of the Raptured folks' pets after they've left this earthly plane.I think the rate was $110 for ten years. The guy is an atheist, but his wife is a Christian. When he was asked how the pets would be cared for if his workers were swept up also and were unable to do their duty, he responded that all his on-call workers had blasphemed against the Holy Spirit in writing, so they would definitely not be swept up in the Rapture and would be available when the big day comes.It was on the radio, so I couldn't tell if he was saying all this with a straight face...I rank this idea with selling real estate on the Moon or naming stars after people for a fee and selling them certificates that are really worthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 it's ok, I wasn't having that good of a life anyway... Some days, a sense of humour is the only thing that gets you through... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Blacksmith Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 The referenced person "Kenneth Copeland is a well known fraud minister. He teaches the "blab it and grab it" or the "name it and claim it" gospel. He has been giving Christans a bad image for decades and he has been well denounced for his teaching. In a nutshell, he is out for himself with a teaching that God is (in my words) a cosmic buttler who MUST fill your every wish and if they don't come true then you just did not beleve strong enough. I also agree that the site is VERY poorly done and only shows what a loon the desinger and or owner of the site is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockOn4Klipsch Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 i knew i felt different today..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 it's ok, I wasn't having that good of a life anyway... Some days, a sense of humour is the only thing that gets you through... Some days it's not humour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Rug-peers did not do this. I mean look at it. Young trophy wife. Marries a guy for money but figures he isn't giving her enough. She owes money all over town-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 it's ok, I wasn't having that good of a life anyway... Some days, a sense of humour is the only thing that gets you through... Some days it's not humour... I prescribe some Reel Big Fish:Reel Big Fish - Take On Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4S-UiNmzoReel Big Fish - Sell Out: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 it's ok, I wasn't having that good of a life anyway... What would it take to make this all worthwhile ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Was watching the Science (or Nat Geo, or History, can't recall....) with my son and they were talking about the most spectacular way the Earth will meet it's demise and other than the gamma ray bursters, etc., the big galactic collision in 3 billion or so years seems to be the way to go out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psg Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 In before the lock. If you are referring to the gospels there were four that made it into todays bible, and Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John were all there at the time I think? Except Luke and Mark didn't know Jesus personally AFAICT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.reed21 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Yeah, the end of the world, about time, I was getting really bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted May 19, 2011 Author Share Posted May 19, 2011 OK, it looks like they really mean it this time. I'm hoping to squeeze in a few more sins before Saturday http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/under-god/post/may-21-2011-doomsday-prediction-scenes-from-the-apocalypse-photos-video/2011/05/19/AF3l8J7G_blog.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted May 19, 2011 Moderators Share Posted May 19, 2011 If you really thought the end was 5-21-11 would you spend your last couple of days standing in a street with a sign, somethings not right there? [8-)] OK if we make it through 5-21-11 we then move on to the Mayan Calendar thing, if the Mayans were so smart why didn't they have a clue they wouldn't even come close to the end of there own calendar ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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