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Kidding at the Red Cross blood donor center is like joking with the TSA at the airport; don't do it.

Years ago a nurse asked, "Since 1970 have you had sex with a man, even once." After a long pause I replied, "What was that year again?"

She was only slightly amused.

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A young guy is carrying the groceries of an older lady 

She walks out of the store and wants to flirt with him

She blurts out "I have an itchy pu**y

He says "you'll have to point that out to me, all those Japanese cars look the same to me"

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