Ray Garrison Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Sort of off topic, but my all time favorite bumper sticker was: "Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Speaking of insulting cheers, when playing LSU we'd have a 2-part chant: L S U......C K S ! "Your momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs." "I heard the weather was like this when your momma swam out to meet troup ships." "My Ex wife is responsible for the cold in refrigerators." Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 ---------------- On 6/21/2004 3:13:54 AM middlecreekguy wrote: Your momma! ---------------- Or in Japanese....Yo mommason!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artto Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 "you're (or, that's) dumber than a bag of **** on a ceiling fan!" and yes, its one of MY originals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notneB Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 dumber than a bag of (rocks)/ (hammers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Ahh Yesss That boy is so stupid he can raise the overall IQ in a room by leaving. He was so ugly that the doctor smacked his mother when he was born. Suh I did not say you are an S.O.B.............. I merely pointed out that your mamma was raised on Alpo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 "Don't get your panties all bunched up!" "Don't get your panties in a twist!" "Just, hang onto your Jockey shorts!" "Geez, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning?" "Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?" "You're as useless as t*ts on a nun!" "You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine!" "You're lower than whale sh*t, and THAT'S on the bottom of the ocean!" "If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!" -from Klinger on 'M*A*S*H' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frzninvt Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 You were so ugly when you were born they had to hang a steak around your neck so the dog would play with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Looks like a professional blind date.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 "Wow, you've got a great face for radio!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomac Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 She has the personality of a wet rag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-MAN Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Your mother sleeps with unshaven merchant seamen for nickles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 ooh, the classics return, you should see some of things they said in 40s movies... yo momma so fat even I wouldn't sleep with her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted June 23, 2004 Author Share Posted June 23, 2004 Audio insults: Youve got the ears of an artillery squad You know as much about electronics as a ballerina Your music taste came off a cereal box Your ears are so shot, if you were a bat, you would starve to death Your horns are so bright, the dog listens from across the street Nobody designs their HT with a disco ball: Your style of stereo went out in the seventies Polka rotted your brain Youre so dumb you think classical music is played with cowboy boots and a fiddle Whenever you think, your VU needles go past tilt When the lights goes out, your brain shuts down automatically The dog knows more about singing Your watch has more RAM than you do For years, you thought dB meant dis a ball If you listen real careful, some day you might graduate to tin ear Youve got so little balls, your wife makes you listen to Bose in the bedroom Your school was so backward, you played the brown jug for the marching band When your son mastered Brahms at age five, you made him go out for boxing instead, just in case he was a sissy boy Youre so cultured, you think line dancing is a formal affair Youre so poor, your stereo system has a steering wheel, a dashboard and a second row of theater seats in the rear! Youre such a redneck, you play along with the 1812 Overture with an over/under shotgun I hope you bias your hot tubes with your tongue! Youre so dumb, youre soundproofing your HT room with empty Budweiser bottles, a case a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclonecj Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose You're about as worthless as a fart in a windstorm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Hey Colin. Great idea. I think you`ve inadvertently started another thread. Talk about cutting down an audiophiles manhood. Or womanhood for that matter. MY Top 10 AUDIO INSULTS: (1) Those speakers sound like something you stole from a McDonald's drive-thru. (2) You`re using that for speaker wire? I thought it was connected to the phone. (3) If you like the sound of your speakers, you should hear my answering machine. (4) The first time I heard your stereo, I couldn`t keep a straight face. (5) You have what kind of cartridge? Oh, darn. I forgot to put my records you wanted to hear in my car. (6) Your amp reminds me of an old girlfriend I use to have. Really heavy, harsh, with no feeling what so ever. (7) We`re listening to your CD player? I could have swore it was an AM station. (8) Do we really have to listen to your system? I brought my boom-box. (9) The last time I heard a sound system like that, I was put on hold. (10) Is there dust on your needle? Seriously! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I heard that McDonald's is coming out with a "Bose Happy Meal": They come with a pair of Klipsch so that you are HAPPY you didn't get stuck with Bose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Damn, those are good, I made my up on the spur of the moment, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-MAN Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Greg, I think you got us beat. Those ARE good... DM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middlecreekguy Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 It`s amazing what a couple bottles of Lowenbrau can do for ya. Yes, I was on a roll. Goodnight everybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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