theryugobuddy Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 For women in general: Why do husbands usually die before their wives? Because they want to-- Why do women have "womenhoods"? So men will talk to them--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmtnbikr Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 One of my faves: "Jane, you ignorant sl.ut........." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubes Horns and Buds Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Your mom's so strong, she gargles peanut butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 The only difference between you and a pile of dung?, well actually nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 The only difference between you and a sack of sh!t is the sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmtnbikr Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 The difference between you and a pile of dung....after a while the dung quits smelling so bad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmtnbikr Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had in her, she'd look like a porcupine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddvj Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Your mama's an astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filmboydoug Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Gee lady, you sure don't sweat much for a fat broad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krispykoilz Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 LMAO How about "Shutup or I'll come over there and kick the bosses cock right out of your mouth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg928gts Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 If you had half a brain you'd be dangerous. Your mama wears army boots in bed. Not great, but I remember using these ones in grade school. Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 He/She smells like a bus. Now that one's old.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I Have Let You All Spend Your Ammo ..... Now Who's Next ... for a real INSULT ..??? ............. ............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 ... HA .. ! .. No Takers ..??? howsabout ... Saaay, SputZie .... i hear your a man of conviction ... 'an you've served time for every one of them .... BWAHAHAHAHA ....! c'mon, now ... fight back ..... ........... ............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 .... ....... ........Hey BSA................ ........................Eat any good books lately?? ................... ...........................................Yer so ugly, ya scare blind kids........................... ................................................................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 SOOOO....... i hear yer long on promises, but short on memory .... ............. .................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 you not only hold a conversation ..you strangle it ... or ... you'd be better off if your mind worked as fast as your mouth .... ........ .... ...... .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 HA ... !! I Win ... ! ..... ....... want some more .... ..??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAmtnbikr Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Nah....just go away. We'll miss you as much as we'd miss any social disease.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 SputZie's going out of his mind with nerves, i hear .... he just recieved a letter from a farmer .... "STOP FOOLING AROUND WITH MY SHEEP OR I"LL KILL YA " The letter was unsigned ....... BWAAAAHAHAHAHA .... ... .... ...... ... ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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