Tom Adams Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 I'm on I-95 south of Daytona Beach and close to Cocoa Beach when I'm passed by one of those Port-a-Potti servicing trucks that said: "We take crap from everybody" I almost left the road I was laughing so hard and pissed that my camera was in the trunk. Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Window sign in a little Deli in Virginia City, Nevada: "We will Gladly Poupon your sandwich!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-malotky Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 What about the classic: My gun has killed less people than Ted Kenedy's car. JM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damonrpayne Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 In high school I had one on my festiva: "Hey you, out of the gene pool!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clipped and Shorn Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 JESUS IS COMING. LOOK BUSY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironwoods Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Horn broken, watch for finger! Poultry Co. slogan- Let us flip you the bird. "Hole-n-1" donut shop. Jaws, Claws & Paws- petshop All Ya'lls Walls- southern interior decorators Your crap is our bread & butter- Septic maintanance Co. slogan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo33 Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 "My gun has killed less people than Ted Kenedy's car." Which "gun" are you referring to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 "Take a dog fishing: They have worms" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 "Honk if you're Jesus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Blacksmith Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 ---------------- On 6/23/2004 2:17:19 PM neo33 wrote: "My gun has killed less people than Ted Kenedy's car." Which "gun" are you referring to? ---------------- Does it matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclonecj Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 It used to be wine, women, & song....... Now its beer, the old lady, & TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 All men are idiots... and I married their KING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 If man wasnt meant to eat meat, then why are cattle made of BEEF? Favorite T-shirt: Question Authority! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 On an antique salvage van: We make great houses one piece at a time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAR69 Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 On a Suburban the other day the license plate was "LAB LIMO" and he had a Ducks Unlimited window sticker. Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipschfoot Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 ---------------- "My gun has killed less people than Ted Kenedy's car." ---------------- Similar on a t-shirt: Ted Kennedy triathlon: 1. Drive 2. Swim 3. Walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 24, 2004 Moderators Share Posted June 24, 2004 A waist is a terrible thing to mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 24, 2004 Moderators Share Posted June 24, 2004 you must be from the shallow end of the gene pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruinsrme Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 on the back of a trailer full of racing horses "Caution Slow Horses" Funny signs at several nearby hospitals "drive quietly" on the back of a mini "I forgot to biggy size" Cleaning contractors logo "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" Stay back 300ft Blonde driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Vanity plate on a minivan I saw today: "SHLEPER" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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