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I would say it depends on the girl last bit of luck i had she wanted to listen to the dead kennedy's and the undertones first release.If she's a hippy chick bob marley(acoustic medley off songs of freedom box set) always works. Hell ask her what she wants to listen to!

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Thebes,

Try "Sugar Daddy" by Tyrone Davis. It's track number 8 on the free blues sampler disc you got at fye. The girls are sure to ask "so, you want to be our sugar daddy?" Just say yes, buy them something nice, and take your viagra. Good luck.

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On 7/24/2004 7:15:24 AM hwatkins wrote:

Geesh Thebes - it just struck me.

You come to these misfits of society - folks that get blatantly angry when there SET, tubes, chips,etc. are slighted by another - folks that have measured the effect of the the third fold in a horn on the all important 55hz sound wave - folks that have accoustically designed their walls to resemble something from Woody Allen's Sleeper - folks that talk in tongues using terms like caps, Linkowitz-Riley and Thiele/Small - folks that KNOW how many watches Paul Klipsch wore (even worse - they consider it an important datum).

What in the world makes yu think anyone here has been repeatedly successful with the opposite sex? Most can't even seduce the other voices in their head...

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ROTFLMAO! hehe,

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On 7/25/2004 9:20:48 PM dstrachan wrote:

Another sure thing for "sophisticated" ladies is Ravel's Bolero! Didn't any of you guys watch "10"?! It worked on Bo Derek!

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No. I think Bo Derek worked on IT.3.gif

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On 7/26/2004 12:10:00 PM JohnWhite wrote:

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On 7/24/2004 7:15:24 AM hwatkins wrote:

Geesh Thebes - it just struck me.

You come to these misfits of society - folks that get blatantly angry when there SET, tubes, chips,etc. are slighted by another - folks that have measured the effect of the the third fold in a horn on the all important 55hz sound wave - folks that have accoustically designed their walls to resemble something from Woody Allen's Sleeper - folks that talk in tongues using terms like caps, Linkowitz-Riley and Thiele/Small - folks that KNOW how many watches Paul Klipsch wore (even worse - they consider it an important datum).

What in the world makes yu think anyone here has been repeatedly successful with the opposite sex? Most can't even seduce the other voices in their head...

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ROTFLMAO! hehe,

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OMG that is funny.....

Perhaps a poll is in order.

I wonder if you can sell realdolls from realdoll.com on audiogon.

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Well as a married man of some 20 years standing (ignore the viagra jokes that just crossed Fini's mind) I would recommend:

Marvyn Gaye - What's goin on?

The Commitments - Soundtrack to the movie.

Barry White (bit cliched but it does work with some women, some of the time) - Staying Power.

or, Elvis love songs (any).

Classical choices are a bit more tricky. I am one of those that does not rate Bolero as an ideal choice for love making - too single speed for my liking - a bit like doing it on a water bed - an interesting experience but somewhat limiting ultimately.

Would probably go for Grieg's Pier Gynt as a simply beautiful backdrop to any activity.

Of course if you want a really trippy experience sexually having Aida playing in the background is something to be experienced - on the right system and with the right recording. Like doing it to a backdrop of the Great Pyramids!

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On 7/23/2004 6:18:46 PM thebes wrote:

.....Besides a quart of Scotch.

Ok, tomorrow night’s Date Night. Picking up the twins and taking them to dinner and a movie then back to my place for an aperitif. I was thinking of sliding the soundtrack from “Shaft” into the changer, but I was thinking that might be bragging just a little bit too much.

So what do you drop on the player when you trying to get them in the mood? What turns their eyes dreamy and their toes a curlin?

Help me out here folks there’s two of them!

Guys and gals welcome.

Why gals you say, who better I say.

Of course the guys are thinking to themselves I don’t need mood music I’m always ready.

Yeah right. May I submit as evidence the following witnessed and sworn to dialogue?

“Oh Harry, you want to fool around a little? Not right now Peaches, I’m watching the game.” “Realy Harry, and just which one of the 3,436 games you watched this year is that one?” (sound of rolling pin meeting meaty object.)

Laid in candles, bubbly and set up the swing. Don’t disappoint me.

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I always find when I'm in that situation that a jar of Qualludes and some Rush Limbaugh cracked at max power does the trick14.gif

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Why not ask her the week before..what she likes to listen to, when she is in the mood and find that cd for sure....

It is not all about us as men to decide..

At 42 I can tell you, kinda like a golden rule here, so listen up!!!

When you give her what she wants and needs... She will give you what you want and need too!

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Anything by Micheal Bolton and Kenny G!

I knew a woman from Birmingham who'd do just about anything (seriously) if you played "Sweet Home Alabama" or anything from the country group "Alabama". And that was well before she'd get drunk on Wild Turkey and Coke...good times!11.gif

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  • 10 years later...

...Going to Montana soon just to be a dental floss Tycoon..... That is class.

You know it wouldnt be any fun if they simply fell on the floor with their legs in the air.

I'm out. This can only get worse. I AM ABOVE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR!

And don't eat the yellow snow!

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Believe this. Free (even "Free" radio on Pandora) will get it done as they play Robin Trower, Jimi Hendrix, etc.... and some Ted Nugent (esp Stranglehold) all will absolutely get it done. ABSOLUTELY get it done. Take that to the bank.

 

Also side 2 of LEd Zepplin "Presence" can be a panty dropper.

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Anyone notice that this thread is over 10 years old?  Thebes probably doesn't even remember how this event turned out let alone need any additional input.  Then again mebbe it was the highlight of his twilight.  One another note it is still useful information - so carry on.

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