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WARNING!!!!!!! DO NOT TRY THIS!!!!!!!


Tom Adams

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Please, please, PLEASE..........DO NOT DO THIS!!

Man-oh-man........I am so screwed. This past weekend, for whatever crazy reason I placed my Cornwalls' compression drivers in a decompression chamber and now I have no sound at all. Man....that pisses me off. OTOH, why in the hell doesn't Klipsch affix a warning label of some sort letting you know about this?? Seems to me they should share some culpability.

Hmmmm......may have to look into legal remedy.

Hey Jeff Mathews.....can you help me??

Tom

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ummmm....why in the world were you putting speakers into a decompression chamber? lol

Compression drivers are called that because the space behind the driver

is sealed - acting as an acoustic spring. Putting the speaker into a

decompression chamber probably sucked the diaphragm right out (because

the pressure of air behind the driver would expand with a decreasing

pressure in front of the diaphragm).

You should be able to have a new diaphragm installed which isn't that

expensive. I think Bob Crites does this for squakers too? I know he

does it on tweeters.

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Were you scuba diving with them? If that's the case, you should've used a diving Belle instead. Have you tried playing any highly compressed music?

You silly git.....that's why I put them in the decompression chamber in the first place. Because the music was highly compressed!!

Listen - if you guys can't help me. Why bother responding. Sheesh.....better I go over to the Bose board. Now THOSE guys really know their as* from a hole in the ground.

[:P] [;)] [;)] [;)] [:D]

Tom

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this is called a joke now laugh guys. BTW a decompression chamber does

not have low pressure, it has high pressure acting like the ocean

(deeper you go the more pressure exerted on your body). Decompression

chambers repressurize your body and slowly decompresses over time. That

is why scuba divers rise to the surface slowly in deep dives, the benz

(not the car) is a phenomenon where its like soda. The more pressure

exerted on your body the more it is capable of carrying oxygen or air,

when you come up too fast its like a shaken soda, it fizzles. That is

fine for a soda but the air mostly nitrogen and oxygen bubble and

anyone can tell you getting bubbles in injections causes massive

strokes, pulmonary atery, heart attacks, etc. Hence you have about 10

minutes once you come up too fast to get in the chamber. Also I forgot

to mention the deeper you go the more oxygen your bodies needs, kinda

the opposite of mountain climbing where your body thickens aclimatizing

where the pressure is low. Also the benz does not affect people inside

submarines or deep divers that go down too fast and do not use scuba

gear. And navy divers use helium mixed gases for dives deeper than 200

feet that replaces the nitrogen and some oxygen so as to not get the

benz.

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I never had a benz, did own a bmw though, after i did a lot of bmw (bus-metro-walk) in university. I do think that the bmw took the bends better than b-m-w.

I tell you, just sue the hell out of Klipsch, get treble dammages, millions of dollars! They need to put warning labels on them. Just like McDonalds had to put warnings on coffee saying not to dump it in your lap because it is hot.

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Good news guys (and man-oh-man am I relieved)......my compression drivers are working again. WHEW....

As you may recall (before some of you went slip sliding away on a floor), my drivers got decompressed in a decompression chamber. Which, BTW, caused me to be depressed. So anyhow....I'm in the garage picking my nose and listening to some disco music when I hear this noise across the street. I go take a look and my neighbor is using an air ratchet to take the rims off his Yugo. Hang with me and don't get ahead of me.

So I go over and ask him if he'd give me a blow. Man....did he give me a look. So I told him that I wasn't like that and that I was talking about my decompressed compression drivers. I figured some compressed air would negate (just learned that word yesterday and it's so cool to use) the decompression of my compression drivers and negate (see - used it again) my depression. So he gave me a blow - with his compressor.

I am beyond happy now.

BTW, those guys over on the Bose forum couldn't help me for sh*t. But they did know how to blow.

Have an ordinary day.

Tom

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