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Captions please for Klipsch Car Audio


DizRotus

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Some captions could be:

No more being intimidated by rappers in vans at intersections.

or

"But officer, I didn't hear your siren."

or

"She's ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored.[1]

There are plenty of possible captions to this photo. Feel free to give it a shot.

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[1] Little Deuce Coupe by Beach Boys.

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"Hey good looking, well be back to pick you up later! "

Sorry..This is the best I can do after having too many Vodka lemonades.

JJ

P.S. For those too young to remember, this is from the Ronco "Mister Microphone" commercial.

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How to get your big ole horns to the picnic!

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Get Klipsched!

Only requires 1.2 watt amplifiers

When they turned 16, they suddenly just blossomed!

Dont over feed your loudspeakers

Need better rear shocks

What? Get a van? Vans are so uncool!

This way to the party!

NOW HEAR THIS! NOW HEAR THIS!

ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS

When she said go, I took my prize possessions

Wait until you see the engine I am going to put in

Speakers! What speakers?

Im sorry, could you speak up, I cant hear you.

Diz knew the speakers would have to be incredibly efficient to run off the cigarette lighter

The band played for 4 hours, but all they got were these loudspeakers

Diz couldnt figure out why his diaphragms were coated with bugs.

Thankfully, he arrived home before his disgruntled roommate could make off with his Klipsch horns.

With 60 feet of extension cord, now we can get the loudspeakers down by the pool.

Course, we have to jack up the back end, get new shocks and slicks, maybe put a spoiler on em

[:D]

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