A gentle reader has pointed out that Saturday afternoon will be free REIN, not free reign.
Too late as it has already been decreed. Your humble Monarch has already been coronated and has ordered up the royal paperwork and uniforms. And you my good man have one of the highest positions in the Land Of Klipsch and one of the biggest staffs and budgets.
The Royal Court (as of now, subject to change on your humble Monarch's whim)
"The Lord of The Party" Colterphoto1
"The Assistant Lord of The Party" IndyKlipschFan
"The Assistants To The Assistant Lord of The Party" Dtel, Dtel's Wife, Picky
"The Photographic Assistant to the Loard of The Party " Troyphoto
"Party Staff " as appointed by the whim of the "Minister of Party"
"The Lord of History" Jim H
"The Assistant Lord of History" Roy
"The Other Assistant Lord of History" Colterphoto1
"The Lord of All Things Horny" Roy
"The Mistress of The Dungeon" Miss Amy
"The Court Jester" Coytee
"The Minister of Security" Trey
(who in their right mind is gonna mess with someone who can toss around Jub cabs like their puny pseudo bass bandpass boxes who
can also shoot off any body part at 40 yards with his 12 gauge loaded with deer slugs, while not spilling a drop of his home brew?)
"The Assistant Minister of Security" Jim Hunter
(aka The Keeper of the Court Jester's Remote Electroshock Control)
"The Minister of Defense" HarryO
"The Lords of Hair Care" Steve Phillips / Colterphoto1
"The Lord of Lunch" The dude who makes the Klipsch Chips
"The Lord of BBQ" (too risky to choose) Trey
"The Assistant Lord of BBQ" To be determined by "The Lord of BBQ"
"The King's Political Advisor" Thebes
(and POTUS candidate 2012 as we're a bit late for 2008)
"The Lord of Music Appreciation - Classical" Larry C
"The Lord of Music Appreciation - Folk / Rock" Loud&Clear
"The Lord of Thump" Professor Thump
"The Assistant Lords of Thump" The Ear, Michael Hurd
(the keepers of the insanely deep and powerful bass)
"The Lord of the Land Of Klipsch Collective Music Collection" PMSummer
"The Lord of Rock & Soul, Head Neville Brother of LOK" Old Buckster
"The Lord of Science" Mallete
"The Lord of Redeeming Those Who Have Purchased Tiny Cube Speaker Systems"
"The Lord of BS" Now taking nominations
SWMBO Miss Amy
(trust me, you don't want to get sent to time out)
"The Assistant to Your Humble King" Groomlakearea51
"The Lord of Road Trips" Colterphoto1
"The Assistant Lord of Road Trips" Troyphoto
"The Lord of Brewskies - Domestic" Groomlakearea51
"The Lord of Brewskies - Imported" JacksonBart
"The Lord of R&D" Roy
"The Assistant Lord of R&D" DrWho
"The Lord of Foreign Relations" Marvel
"The Lords of Tubes" Mdeenen, NOSValves
"Head Roadie" Colterphoto1
"House Hair Band" Cannon, Phillips, and Colter
"The Lord of Karoake" Indyklipschfan
"The Lords of The Law" DWILawyer, Anarchist
"The Keeper of The Key To The Anechoic Chamber" Trey
"The Lords of The Legacy of PWK" Roy and Jim H
"The Mistress Of Footwear" Miss Amy
"The Lord of Things To Stick In Ones Ear" Professor Thump
"The Assistant Lord of Things To Stick In Ones Ear" Dr Cochlea
"The Land of Klipsch CEO and CFO" Fred and Judy
(Somebodies gotta pay the bills)
"The Founder & Writer of The Acoustic Laws To Be Followed" PWK
Your humble Monarch will gladly entertain submissions for additonal court positions for the Land Of Klipsch. All Lords shall appoint, assign, or otherwise obtain assistants at their discretion.
It has been decreed. Your humble Monarch reserves the write to change his mind on a whim and as always, all suggestions are welcome.
Feel the bass in your head! Sticking 'em in my ears since November 2007! - bsam 2007 -
Klipsch - The Environmentally Friendly Speaker Company - bsam 2008 -
In tribute to Fenderbender's list of appliances - vintage 1970's Osterizer blender. Why aren't things still made this well?.
If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under. - Ronald Reagan