sunburnwilly Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Worst movie in recent memory would be a toss up between Surfer Dude and Love Guru . Those 2 are the worst I have seen since Ghost of Mars . All terrible train wrecks . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 On worst movie I have ever seen in my life would be Bat P*ssy. OH YEA!! Well I sat thru the "THE CRYING GAME". Wife said it was a suspence movie. I say it SUCKS ROCKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winchester21 Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 Crying game- OMG that was awful- glad i did not waste a 20 spot seeing it in the theater- watched it on DVD about 30 mins and had to leave the room- bat pu**y??? ---- Porn?? sounds pretty bad-rented at a 7-11??? Ben Afflick - surpassed only by Ben Stiller in the awful catagory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Crying game- OMG that was awful- glad i did not waste a 20 spot seeing it in the theater- watched it on DVD about 30 mins and had to leave the room- Didn't make it very long on that one LOL.... bat pu**y??? ---- Porn?? sounds pretty bad-rented at a 7-11??? No just very very very very very bad movie. There is a short clip on youtube posted by somethingweird video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcarlton Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Here's one: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrWho Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 The ten minute scene (literally?) of a mouth opening was just pure "suspense"... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097364/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I once bought a VCR that was a floor model. When I got it home it still had a tape in it. "A Quiet Day in Belfast" put me to sleep in seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmako Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I walked out of The Matrix. I can't stand Keanu Reeves. He did a chick flick with some gal that had terminal cancer....man that sucked also. My bimbo de jour was a big Reeves fan so I had to go. She had faIse teeth, a voracious appetite and extrordinary skill so I went. I also hated that sci-fi cop flick with Tom Cruise. Man does he suck! I liked Top Gun, The Color of Money with Paul Newman (he made the flick) and Rainman. After that, I think all of Tom Cruise movies suck. I think that pretty much any movie with Matthew McConnahey (sp???) will suck...he even managed to overplay and screw up "A Time to Kill". That stupid movie with Antonio Bandaras and his guitars and machine guns. How he managed to end up with Melanie Griffiths is a mystery to me. Roadhouse or whatever it was called with Patrick Swazie. With the exception of the hot blonde and Ben Gazara it was utterly worthless. Of course my faves are rather bizarre so my judgement has a big honkin' asterisk next to it.... Big Lebowski - The Dude, Walter and Jackie Treehorn..."I'm gonna go find an ATM..." Monty Python and the Holy Grail - What is your favorite color? Raising Arizona - Son you got a pantie on your head! No Country for Old Men - Coen brothers yet again Monty Python at Hollywood Bowl - My brain hurts The original - The Longest Yard - I hate covers Fast Times at Ridgemont High North By Northwest - Cary Grant was a hoot during the auction scene and Eva Marie Saint had something going on back then. Blazing Saddles - Anything with Slim Pickins Dr Strangelove - Anything with Slim Pickins The Getaway - Anything with Slim Pickins and Steve McQueen...The movie was so-so.....but SM and SP Saving Private Ryan - I'll never watch the first 5 minutes again but the rest was first rate. Forrrrrrrest Guuuuuuuuump - Once a year whether I need it or not....plus Jennie was hot and slutty in the Jump of the Balcony scene...plus freebird! The Great Escape - What a cast....AND Steve McQueen Bullitt - See above Dirty Dozen - Donald Southerland was a great spaz Animal House - Donald Southerland was the prof I always wanted to smoke a joint with I could keep going.....but I have veered off the thread. My apologies. Did I mention that I hate Tom Cruise flicks?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 The ten minute scene (literally?) of a mouth opening was just pure "suspense"... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097364/ I gotta see this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelA Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 I walked out of The Matrix. I can't stand Keanu Reeves. He did a chick flick with some gal that had terminal cancer....man that sucked also. My bimbo de jour was a big Reeves fan so I had to go. She had faIse teeth, a voracious appetite and extrordinary skill so I went. I also hated that sci-fi cop flick with Tom Cruise. Man does he suck! I liked Top Gun, The Color of Money with Paul Newman (he made the flick) and Rainman. After that, I think all of Tom Cruise movies suck. I think that pretty much any movie with Matthew McConnahey (sp???) will suck...he even managed to overplay and screw up "A Time to Kill". That stupid movie with Antonio Bandaras and his guitars and machine guns. How he managed to end up with Melanie Griffiths is a mystery to me. Roadhouse or whatever it was called with Patrick Swazie. With the exception of the hot blonde and Ben Gazara it was utterly worthless. Of course my faves are rather bizarre so my judgement has a big honkin' asterisk next to it.... Big Lebowski - The Dude, Walter and Jackie Treehorn..."I'm gonna go find an ATM..." Monty Python and the Holy Grail - What is your favorite color? Raising Arizona - Son you got a pantie on your head! No Country for Old Men - Coen brothers yet again Monty Python at Hollywood Bowl - My brain hurts The original - The Longest Yard - I hate covers Fast Times at Ridgemont High North By Northwest - Cary Grant was a hoot during the auction scene and Eva Marie Saint had something going on back then. Blazing Saddles - Anything with Slim Pickins Dr Strangelove - Anything with Slim Pickins The Getaway - Anything with Slim Pickins and Steve McQueen...The movie was so-so.....but SM and SP Saving Private Ryan - I'll never watch the first 5 minutes again but the rest was first rate. Forrrrrrrest Guuuuuuuuump - Once a year whether I need it or not....plus Jennie was hot and slutty in the Jump of the Balcony scene...plus freebird! The Great Escape - What a cast....AND Steve McQueen Bullitt - See above Dirty Dozen - Donald Southerland was a great spaz Animal House - Donald Southerland was the prof I always wanted to smoke a joint with I could keep going.....but I have veered off the thread. My apologies. Did I mention that I hate Tom Cruise flicks?? Speaking of Donald Sutherland, my fav. was him in Kelly's Heroes with Clint Eastwood. Talk about a bizarre character, oddly enough the character was called "Oddball". Now back to the regularly scheduled thread. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted June 2, 2009 Share Posted June 2, 2009 Brewster's Millions really sucked.. They should have kept in the can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 What is your favorite color?Uh cherry , no black ,Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 close. Blue. No, yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djk Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Nine out of ten movies/concerts/etc, aren't worth going to. They have to be suffered through in order to see/hear the one that is worth it. I have seen the mood of a good movie ruined by the choice of music during the end credits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Speaking of Donald Sutherland, my fav. was him in Kelly's Heroes with Clint Eastwood. If you like Donald Sutherland, you might like him in this music video. It's a 7-minute mini-movie with Kate Bush playing Donald's young daughter.Kate Bush - Cloudbusting: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Speaking of Donald Sutherland, my fav. was him in Kelly's Heroes with Clint Eastwood. If you like Donald Sutherland, you might like him in this music video. It's a 7-minute mini-movie with Kate Bush playing Donald's young daughter.Kate Bush - Cloudbusting: I really like early Kate Bush and this is one of the best videos. The guy who directed most of her early videos had a real taste for the surreal. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.