thebes Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 "the only way down from the gallows is to swing" Tom Waits I've fallen on the floor three times just trying to write this sentence. Gut busting, moment of total absurdity. Thank you tom Surely we've all been there.What does it for you? I've had to g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Funny you should bring this up, Marty. Just today I saw some Youtube videos that REALLY got me going. Hilarious stuff. Clipped & Shorn sent them my way. Warning: move all liquids away from the computer screen, and evacuate your bladder in the appropriate manner (obeying all local ordinances) prior to viewing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muel Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Oh man! My sides hurt! There are quite few... I'm gonna have to stop for a while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 My favorite Tom Waits intro for Big Time. Well... look, I think the question I get asked the most is... I mean, it happens a lot. Enough that I would remark on it. A lot of people come up to me and they say, "Tom, is it possible for a woman to get pregnant without intercourse?" And eh my answer is always the same. I say, "Well, listen. We're gonna have to go all the way back to the Civil War." Apparently, a stray bullet actually pierced the ******** of a Union soldier, and then lodged itself in the ovaries of an eighteen year old girl, who was actually a hundred feet from him at the time. Well, the baby was fine. She was very happy, guilt free and eh... Of course, the soldier was a little pissed off. When you think about it, it's actually a FORM of intercourse, but NOT... for everyone. Those who love ACTION maybe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
germerikan Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Funny you should bring this up, Marty. Just today I saw some Youtube videos that REALLY got me going. Hilarious stuff. Clipped & Shorn sent them my way. Warning: move all liquids away from the computer screen, and evacuate your bladder in the appropriate manner (obeying all local ordinances) prior to viewing: Thanks for the heads up I was drinking my morning coffie, that would have been bad, very very bad!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Ah! Mr. Waits. "Nighthawks at the Diner" is an odyssey into hilarious funny-bone climactic utterances!!! Some dark stuff too, no doubt, but Waits is a master. [H] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted January 7, 2012 Author Share Posted January 7, 2012 I musta laughed for a half hour straight after I heard Waits sing that line. My stomachs still sore today. Pretty good links there Fini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Funny you should bring this up, Marty. Just today I saw some Youtube videos that REALLY got me going. Hilarious stuff. Clipped & Shorn sent them my way. Warning: move all liquids away from the computer screen, and evacuate your bladder in the appropriate manner (obeying all local ordinances) prior to viewing: Hers's another one, I tried to find the one from 2008, it's a real side splitter but Cheech and Chong is on..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Yes, sometimes its the little things that make us laugh... and this was funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MechMan Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 This isn't even faked...which makes is so sad and funny at the same time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX6XMIldkRU&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 "I'm sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman." Royal Tennebaum from the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 "I'm sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman." Royal Tennebaum from the movie. Or was that Life Aquatic Bill Murray to Owen Wilson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderbender Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Can't forget the best one ever..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivernuggets Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Can't forget the best one ever..... A work of art. Cookie Monster's dancing during the solo at 1:57, love it! One of my favorite discs of his, Blood Money is a great one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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