thebes Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Theoretically our new attendants. Poor souls. Obviously named by suburban wanna be Boomer soccer moms. Well maybe not Chad, who may have been named by a disgruntled Floridian democrat following the Supreme Court's god awful decision on the hanging. Me I'm concerned. How am I going to feel about my chances before I post an ad in Garage Sale to try and move out the Family Jewels? Will calmness or panic ensure if a a rubber ducky, or more importantly, a rubber chicken goes missing? Do they think Root Boy Slim is jerky, a jerk, or a....? Nope. Ain't comfortable with this lineup with these names. So we'd better do something about the names. Give them nicknames, handles, aliases, mayhaps nomenclatural disguises. I'll start the ball rolling with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Or maybe Lou and Bud, or maybe... Ah, give me a hand guys. Heck even Chad and Alex are allowed in on this one. Could be they have secret lives we know nothing about. i.e. Is that a trench coat your wearing or simply something to cover up a super hero costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 parrot and dragonfyr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garyrc Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I'll start the ball rolling with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Or maybe Lou and Bud, or maybe... Harold and Maude ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 "I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... co-mingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit." - The Priest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eth2 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Mike and Ike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Gomer and Euripides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Ronnie and Donnie.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 (edited) Glad it's Night and Pip Edit: sorry, The Pip Edited June 28, 2014 by mungkiman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Romulus et Remus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuzzydog Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Rocky & Bullwinkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Ralph and Ed (Norton) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Punch and Judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 28, 2014 Moderators Share Posted June 28, 2014 Question first, is that a hanging Chad ? Mutt and Jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I've got a good one but don't want to chance my first warning points. Made me chuckle though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Icky Twerp and Mortimer Snerd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Icky Twerp and Mortimer Snerd Well you did it... Slam Bang Theatre.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 There comes a time in every man's life when he must step up and do what must be done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 There comes a time in every man's life when he must step up and do what must be done. I always thought that it was interesting that Icky Twerp was a Lay Reader in the Episcopal Church... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I always thought it would be more interesting if the guys in the gorilla suits stood behind him at services. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I always thought it would be more interesting if the guys in the gorilla suits stood behind him at services. They were never confirmed..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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