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Finally A Power Strip I Can Get Behind


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At last something esthetically pleasing in the realm of power strips. 

 

No, it won't change your life.

 

No, you won't get better highs, and lower lows.

 

Yes, it plugs into the wall.

 

No it is not made by vestal virgins.

 

Yes, it is Thebes approved, even though I don't actually own one.

 

Cost: $79, a mere pittance in the realm of cable magic which will transform your life and and stimulate your senses without resorting to Viagra.

 

If after using this power strip you have an erection that lasts more than 12 hours, throw yourself off a cliff.

 

I give you the "Oon":

 

http://okum.co/products/block-cord

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If I even thought about buying one of those, I would still throw myself off a cliff.....

In this regard, we must part ways. 

 

This product makes absolutely no claims to  greatness, is not an audiophile product, but simply re-imagines the look, not the functionality, of a pedestrian object.

 

Given the fact that some audiophiles will actually spend hundreds of dollars to buy a cable because of how it looks, this non-audiophile product, translates the ho-hum, into Oom.

 

Thebes approved!

 

Please note "Thebes Approved" is an exclusive utterance of Thebes Corp., a subsidiary of Thebes-O-Rama Enterprises.

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Guest Steven1963

And I thought Tide had a problem with their candy-resembling laundry detergent pods.  How long before some kid strangles and electrocutes themselves with this thing?

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No true audiophile would ever allow children within a mile of his system.

 

I said "Thebes Approved" not kiddie approved.

 

All kidding aside, marketing isn't your profession, is it?

 

Okay, now all kidding aside.

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toolz, on 10 Feb 2015 - 6:49 PM, said:

 I wonder how long that would last around small children.  Blocks and balls on a string.  :o  

Right up until the first lawsuit after a kid sucks on one and fries.   :mellow:

 

Very dangerous and will cause many problems, nothing but trouble, the kids that is. :)

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Now the funny thing about this is that I learned about the product from the "Local Living" section of the Washington Post.  This weekly section is basically for women and is stuffed full of decorating ideas and articles about mothers and their kids. 

 

So go figure .I like it, but only in situations where you have a buncha cords running in front of, not behind, things.

 

And so what if you lose a kid or two.  You can always make more.

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