Possibly the best speaker ad ever

[W27]

I came across this gem in my searches. Good for a chuckle

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/ele/4946894694.html

[Thaddeus Smith]

"If you're not a haggling, sentient bag of dicks, " heheheh..

[oldtimer]

"They're cramping my style, man. These things take up the valuable space I need to lounge naked on my floor, drinking sherry, and ignoring my love child like a modern day Oscar Wilde as I listen to bands you haven't heard of yet at an appropriately sensitive volume."

 

Rich.

[eth2]

I think I know this guy. He goes to my church.

[absolve2525]

Haha awesome.

[Stump]

Thanks, I really needed a laugh, this worked.

[angusruler]

hahaha! good stuff.

[OO1]

not a bad deal at all , the speakers are worth 1200$ - as long as you can deal with the man - 200$ should take it -

[oldtimer]

If you can get his naked butt off the floor and tune out his neglected love child.

[Shiva]

Super Funny! 

[W27]

LOL The guy responded to my email. Apparently it's a real ad. Funny as hell, but I can't imagine actually trying to sell them with all that.

[derrickdj1]

That was funny.  If you write an add like that, you may be a sociopath, lol.

[mxr dad]

That dude scares the hell out of me! I sure wouldnt go over there alone! This has all the makings of another "Craigslist Incident"

[ZEUS121996]

That is a CLASSIC!

If only I were closer. LMAO

seriously I would go buy them and probably have a flashback

This guys as sick as some of you (me)

 

Mark

[ZEUS121996]

Thaddeus

YOUR PROFILE

 

"I'm snarky with a cranky edge.

"It's all about the source material. You can't fix crap."

Yup, I like to stare at my crossovers.

 

Just relax and listen to the music.  Nothing about recording and playback is perfect."

 

Do you have an apartment in NYC?

[alexg5775]

That is awesome

[Jeff Penley]

Ohh man, this is sooo funny, thanks, I needed a good laugh today.