ZEUS121996 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 "I thought YOU said there wasn't an officer available." Are you sure that's a breathalyzer officer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 "Don't pay her." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 "I just saw a chicken with a capon." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcobob Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Woodeneye? Woodeneye? Harelip! Harelip! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcobob Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 People in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Child porn was only part of the weight loss plan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 "About 100 drachmas per hour." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffr Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 A Saint Patrick's Day parade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffr Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I lost the sausage in the second pub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 19, 2015 Author Share Posted August 19, 2015 "They think someone is taking their picture." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 When I saw the ribbon on it I thought I won first prize. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 (edited) who let the dogs out Edited August 19, 2015 by Randyh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 There's dogs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcobob Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Whole joke since it's new: Hey Jared, what's the best thing about sex with twenty nine year olds? Jared: Well, there's twenty of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 See post 206 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 See post 206 Therein lies the rub... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORE KLIPSCH PLEASE Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 It rubs lotion on it's skin...... MKP :-) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Some people like the hose, again... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Damn Baby….will that thing keep till Saturday? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 She also has worms, and I just love to fish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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