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Islander Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 Here's a soft drink commercial that has time travelling as an integral part: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OO1 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A Gentleman hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The Gentleman buys a few fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a Gentleman to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*=====g potatoes!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 a superintendant tells two new tenants that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One lady suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The women look at each other and one lady says, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it hurt?" They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice bo---bs . Where do you want me to hang the blinds?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 A man and a woman were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the woman and the man surveyed their situation. the man spoke. "Well Mam , this looks pretty grim." "I know, ." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive ." "I agree." since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?" "Anything sir " "I have never seen a woman's b------ts and I was wondering if I might see yours." "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm. ----the man enjoyed the sight of her shapely br-----ts, "sir, could I ask something of you?" "Yes Mam ?" "I have never seen a man's thing . Could I see yours?" "I supposed that would be OK," the man replied undoing his pants . , he was sporting a huge e--------on. " the man says , you know that if I insert my thing in the right place, it can give life." "Is that true sir ?" "Yes it is, mam ." "Then why don't you stick it up that camel's a-----and lets get the hell out of here." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OO1 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 10 hours ago, EmilC said: 10 hours ago, EmilC said: not sure if other see the same thing , but I cannot open whatever you posted ---------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 30 minutes ago, RandyH 000 said: I cannot see whatever you posted ---------- It's a New York/Boston thing. JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, JJkizak said: It's a New York/Boston thing. JJK I tried everything ,guess you're right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 On 7/12/2020 at 3:30 AM, Islander said: Here's a soft drink commercial that has time travelling as an integral part: who said the Chinese did not have a sense of humor - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 10 hours ago, EmilC said: can you please tell me how you can read this , 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OO1 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 7/11/2020 at 5:13 PM, EmilC said: can't read this post -------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EmilC Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 On 7/13/2020 at 7:04 PM, RandyH 000 said: not sure if other see the same thing , but I cannot open whatever you posted ---------- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Islander Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 On 7/13/2020 at 5:08 PM, RandyH 000 said: can you please tell me how you can read this , That attachment opens normally for me. It’s a picture of a public service sign written in Bostonese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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