oldtimer Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Always worked for me, and plus I never needed the sign to socially distance from Yankee fans, even before the current situation. It is pure common sense, and even human nature to avoid rtards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 On 7/12/2020 at 9:51 PM, RandyH 000 said: A man and a woman were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the woman and the man surveyed their situation. the man spoke. "Well Mam , this looks pretty grim." "I know, ." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive ." "I agree." since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?" "Anything sir " "I have never seen a woman's b------ts and I was wondering if I might see yours." "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm. ----the man enjoyed the sight of her shapely br-----ts, "sir, could I ask something of you?" "Yes Mam ?" "I have never seen a man's thing . Could I see yours?" "I supposed that would be OK," the man replied undoing his pants . , he was sporting a huge e--------on. " the man says , you know that if I insert my thing in the right place, it can give life." "Is that true sir ?" "Yes it is, mam ." "Then why don't you stick it up that camel's a-----and lets get the hell out of here." That’s a great classic. I tell it as a priest, a nun, and a camel. The priest and the nun both had very sheltered child hoods, thus their curiosity. However, I don’t think any of those words needed to be censored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NADman Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Most of us just use the Camel to ride to the joy house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 In my day unattended children were sold to the circus... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, mungkiman said: In my day unattended children were sold to the circus... We called it vocational education... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1290 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 ^^^ he reeks of marijuana & needs a shave, bath, & shower... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 47 minutes ago, Dave1290 said: No LED lights on the ends? JJK 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rplace Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 @DizRotus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rplace Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 @Marvel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Dave1290 said: all the bases covered except the most important one ... a mask. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 They need gas masks, fully sealed, ‘round 12-15 feet, ‘round him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco-d-gama Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Dave1290 said: Anyone notice that the man is wearing an oxygen cannula? You can see it on his face and the supply tube falls from under his bearded chin, down his gut and over to the shopping cart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Now that you mention it. Medical condition precluding wearing of a cheap paper mask. Violation of 4th Amendment & HIPAA to ax 😉 about his condition. Just like my condition. Can’t wait to sue Wally World, should they refuse to allow me to enter... Lots of skilled ambulance chasing lawyers ‘round here, who know how to pick a jury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 “A good goat will do that, every time!” ☝️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 And I thought my sense of humor was dry... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Anyone not understanding only the punch line may ask, or type into the search engine of his &/or her choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I think I'll just get a cannula... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoff. Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 The Venn diagram of people that don’t use their turns signals and those that don’t wear a mask in public is a circle. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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