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So... there used to be a nice joke thread. Anyway, this may be a repeat...


It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.

'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.

'That''s cool.' says Bobby.

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?'

'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue''s father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'

Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'

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The social worker from adult protective services asked the old lady if she was having trouble affording her food.  The elderly lady nicely replied 'no, that she just needed to be frugal was all'.  Then it dawned on the social worker that she'd been snacking from the peanut bowl on the coffee table and she thought she'd better ask before having another..........  "may I have another peanut?" The old lady replied "have as many as you like, I already sucked all the chocolate off of those ones". 

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You mean I managed to get MM out of thw woodwork?


 Good job Marvel :emotion-19: 


Good to see you Mark, things been going OK, I doubt you have moved yet, I think it was next year ?

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A Kentuckian and a Hoosier was fishing on the banks of the Ohio River.  Kentuckian invites the Hoosier over to his side, saying the fish are biting and they're bigger over here anyway.  Hoosier says no thanks, he's got a couple nibbles plus he's got no way of getting over there.  The Kentuckian, laughing to himself, says well, how about I just shine the flashlight over there, and you can walk over on the beam of light.  The Hoosier thinks to himself for a minute, then in all seriousness says no, I know you Kentuckians, I'll get halfway across and you'll turn the flashlight off.   :wacko:

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