Spkrdctr Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Has anyone besides me noiticed that if a woman is into Klipsch speakers, she is also into having fantastic crazy/wild sex? I have also found the guys I know are into Klipsch products, are also into mega sex with women. Seems the people who buy Infinity, Polk, B&W and others do not act this way. Why is this? Do horns have something to do with it? Subliminal messages through horns? Just a tidbit of interesting info that seems to hold up to non-scientific scrutiny........... KLIPSCH=SEX No wonder Klipsch is growing by leaps and bounds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 How did you conduct this study? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frzninvt Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I suppose it is due to the fact that them liking Klipsch makes them a "Horny." I know, I know lame but it is the best I could come up with on short notice. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 something about the output at that critical 33Hz ! Drives em crazy! M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser SET say Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Does bring (33hz) new meaning to the term hummer[] I have always thought it had everything to do with size[:$] You know you got the right lady when her first words are just how big is your Klipsch[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark1101 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Has anyone besides me noiticed that if a woman is into Klipsch speakers, she is also into having fantastic crazy/wild sex? I have also found the guys I know are into Klipsch products, are also into mega sex with women. Seems the people who buy Infinity, Polk, B&W and others do not act this way. Why is this? Do horns have something to do with it? Subliminal messages through horns? Just a tidbit of interesting info that seems to hold up to non-scientific scrutiny........... KLIPSCH=SEX No wonder Klipsch is growing by leaps and bounds! Uh....so what model Klipsch speakers are you running these days??[6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted February 15, 2006 Moderators Share Posted February 15, 2006 ... oh boy. Careful, guys. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rplace Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 If I could get my Belle to rub my KG .5 I bet it would turn into a Khorn. [] EDIT: Oops, typed that while Amy was posting. Sorry [:$] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmikid Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I remember this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfogg Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 " If I could get my Belle to rub my KG .5 I bet it would turn into a Khorn." Boasting of the big K'Horn while really only having a Shorthorn..... Shawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Good censor job there Timmi! LOL Any thoughts on the subject Amy? M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted February 15, 2006 Moderators Share Posted February 15, 2006 If this is true all Michael has to do is put a ad in the paper listing all of his Klipsch ,and they will be waiting in line for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser SET say Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 NEXT! [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted February 15, 2006 Moderators Share Posted February 15, 2006 Any thoughts on the subject Amy? M NOPE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyT Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 goodnight everybody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEAR Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Timmikid, One heck of a dress you designed there! [] Now I wonder what lurks under [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmikid Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Good censor job there Timmi! LOL Any thoughts on the subject Amy? M I am very bad at censoring, I copied the censored version from this board (as well as the uncensored version []) Can't remember who did it, but he did not do a perfect job either, he left out one pixel that would have caused a time delay at a superbowl the following year in a country that hosts the largest porn industry in the world. Anyway good to have you back Michael, I hope I didn't just ban myself now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codhead Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 "Can't remember who did it, but he did not do a perfect job either, he left out one pixel that would have caused a time delay at a superbowl the following year in a country that hosts the largest porn industry in the world." I thought it was a charm bracelet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Leave amy alone, she is married. Back now or I get the broom! [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 yeah, sadly dtel's spot on. There can't be any correlation as I've got piles of Klipsch around here and no lady friend to be seen. Very sad story really...... So much for that theory. Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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