sputnik Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24594248/?GT1=43001 [:S] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Sounds like the beer and the child were safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdaddy Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Priorities you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Makes sense that the report was from Darwin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Officer, at no time were the beer or the child in danger.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 That was a strange one. You can't make up stuff like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I'm embarrased that this didn't happen in the US first. We must be slipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 OK so they just need ta put seat belts in on the hump of the car, problem solved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 "The 30-can beer case was strapped in between two adults sitting in the back seat of the car. The child was also in back, but on the car’s floor." I might've been able to understand the situation better had it been bottled beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 You just don't understand distances in Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 wuzzent me.... That beer was way to valuable to cartin' around with kids in the car.....[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 The kid was way too close to the beer. should have put him in the trunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSamuel Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've a better sollution - put the beer in the trunk where it belongs. Now, before all you beer lovers get all upset, might I introduce the Beer Vault that may be installed in one's trunk to keep one's beer safe from harm but also with a built in cooler / chiller. Keep your beer cold on the trip or chill it down on the way home or to your destination. Deluxe models to incude their own battery (or batteries) so as not to drain one's battery when stopping for dinner or for the night. Various sizes available. Available options include the solar cell recharging unit to recharge the Beer Vault's dedicated batteries when out in the sun. Not only does your beer arrive safely but cold and ready to chug. ( copyright 2008 B Samuelson) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Now, before all you beer lovers get all upset, might I introduce the Beer Vault that may be installed in one's trunk to keep one's beer safe from harm but also with a built in cooler / chiller. Keep your beer cold on the trip or chill it down on the way home or to your destination. Deluxe models to incude their own battery (or batteries) so as not to drain one's battery when stopping for dinner or for the night. Various sizes available. Available options include the solar cell recharging unit to recharge the Beer Vault's dedicated batteries when out in the sun. Not only does your beer arrive safely but cold and ready to chug. Finally!! A dedicated inventor willing to tackle the problems that plague the average man!!! What about that automatic dispenser option? You know, the one that has a gravity feed to put the next one on the flipper device that "flips" the next one out to you when you press the red button on the optional remote control? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedcrankcammer Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Can't believe all of you guys have bought into all the political correctness shoved up our butts for the last 30 years. Parents used to take us from Ohio to grandparents house in Ft. Meyers beach every christmas. My sister and I hated each others guts. She was 2 years 9 months older and bigger so she would sleep on the rear seat and I would sleep on the rear deck of the LTD. The chances of anything happening to the kid are astronomical, but idiots keep playing the lottery as well. Roger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLSamuel Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Finally!! A dedicated inventor willing to tackle the problems that plague the average man!!! What about that automatic dispenser option? You know, the one that has a gravity feed to put the next one on the flipper device that "flips" the next one out to you when you press the red button on the optional remote control? That's one of the options being researched. The Beer Vault is still in the R&D stages. There has to be a market for such a product as warm beer plagues beer drinkers everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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