Coytee Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Just found this in my junk mailbox. Whew, I'm glad I looked... would not have wanted to miss this opportunity. [8-)] Hello How are you? Perhaps you have a question who I am and why I decided to write to you? My name is Galina. I live in Kazakhstan, I'm 26 years old. girl who wants to meet the love of his life. Here where I live, I could not find a decent man. So . In the dating agency I was asked to consider a few profiles of men. my eyes it on you. Maybe learning more about each other we can have true relations. I will be glad if you answer to my proposal of friendship.From. And I hope to learn more about you. My email: *******@gmx.de. Bye, Bye. Bye, Galina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Don't waste your time with Galina! She weighs in at about 450 pounds, and while has a "nice personality" has to be related by way of some obscure farm animals to Borat.... Now, that being said... her sister Natalya is a much better choice. Weighing in on the human scale fairly well, she is at least properly proportioned so that while the coutship and visa process proceeds, you don't have to consume a bottle of vodka a day just to keep her blacklighted figure just fuzzy enough to avoid the extreme depression that sets in once you realize that her real interest was "animal husbandry". A tip on this route to marital nirvana is, however, in order. Whenever you ask the question as to what they like in the way of pleasuring..., and the answer is, in substance, "Beat me, bite me, burn me, whip me, chain me to trees, but respect me in the morning"m you really need to get away as fast as possible..... [H] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrWho Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Crap, I didn't know you got a divorce....who's keeping the Jubilees? Should I not mention that I'll buy em for $100? [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted April 30, 2011 Author Share Posted April 30, 2011 Guys... I think you missed an interesting faux pas. Read closer... I'm 26 years old. girl who wants to meet the love of his life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_Guy Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Guys... I think you missed an interesting faux pas. Read closer... I'm 26 years old. girl who wants to meet the love of his life I have heard those Kazakhstan surgeries are very realistic, I am sure it will be love at first sight. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Much better than the Waziristan surgeries.... [H] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 Congrats, her(?) eyes lit up...please line me up with her sister... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 When you have a profile like Alfred Hitchcock you can't be too picky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danzo Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 If i remember my Latin right, Galina means a Hen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 30, 2011 If Borat doesn't want her [:|], I would guess you probably have the Borat bathing suit already, NO PIC'S PLEASE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest " " Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 I don't answer proposals with out nice pic's attached..... i'm not tupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted April 30, 2011 Author Share Posted April 30, 2011 You know you are desperate when your profile has found its way onto the Kazakhstan dating services Just saying.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted April 30, 2011 Author Share Posted April 30, 2011 Ok, this is clearly my lucky weekend.... this has an AOL email address. Anyone care to respond and I'll send it to 'her'? I could post her response back and we could all get a chuckle. Reason I say this is, there are others here who are certainly more creative than I am and I'd be happy to defer to your charm. Red highlights are mine. Why do I attract these wierd ones... AMY.... are you giving my name out!! [] I guess when you're trolling around Kazakhstan, they must share your pictures and email address? You would think I'd learn Subject: Hello my dear Good afternoonThis is Yuliya..I have plans that I could arrive to your country,I have preparation that I had all documents and could arrive to your country as the tourist. I require the guide and the friend who could show me the country and tell more about people, culture and traditions of yourcountry. At me is not good friends relatives in your country and I have decided to address to the Internet that I could have the friend when I shall organize travel and to arrive to your country. I think you will have a question about "where did i find yours email address. I used a services of dating agency..give me the adress of the dating site on . I sincerely hope that you will interest my letter. I really want to find a friend. I wish to know about you everything.A little bit about me. I live in Russia. I'm 30. , I have no children.. I don't know will you answer me or not. But why not to try? Maybe learning more about each other we can have serious relations. I want to search my love. I want to have serious relations.I think we should use every chance to find our happiness. Life is too short to use it only for thinking and dreaming.Please write me directly on my e-mailHave a good day Yuliya: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 I think I would like to take a look at Coytee's browsing history! Sure seems like he is popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 30, 2011 Moderators Share Posted April 30, 2011 I bet Coytee does not put his Email address on bathroom walls next time he travels out of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 i wonder if she loves horns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 i wonder if she loves horns? i wonder if she loves horns? You know, she might know about your horns and is hungry for them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted May 1, 2011 Moderators Share Posted May 1, 2011 i wonder if she loves horns? Just be happy if she doesn't have horns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 i wonder if she loves horns? Just be happy if she doesn't have horns. Elden, Twenty bucks says that she will ask for money to get here.[:'(] tc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted May 1, 2011 Moderators Share Posted May 1, 2011 i wonder if she loves horns? Just be happy if she doesn't have horns. Elden, Twenty bucks says that she will ask for money to get here.[:'(] At least, plus grooming and a flea dip, oh and shots. I was surprised when I read that, YOU are the first person to ever spell my name right. [Y] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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