Kent T Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 You know you've gone straight to Hell when you wake up and your living room speakers are Bose 901 placed horribly. And this is not Hell, Michigan either. And when there is nothing but EDM drone recordings to play on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 When your a Razorback fan in 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 You know you've gone straight to Hell when everybody around you wants to talk sports instead of audio. You know you've gone straight to Hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 22, 2014 Author Share Posted October 22, 2014 You gone straight to Hell when every night for eternity one of your dinner companions is Omar Bose and all your other dinner companions kick you under the table everytime you try to say that anyone who would make cheap overpriced speakers should go straight to... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) You know you've gone straight to hell when you answer the door bell and a team of well dressed men inform you that your balance from the "Record of the Month Club" (the club you joined 30 years ago and you thought that you had gotten away with not paying for their products) is now due with interest. You know that you've gone straight to hell when... Edited October 22, 2014 by Boxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnr Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Your know you've gone straight to hell when you get a bad gout flare up in your foot 9 days ago, you find out you need to: Limit or avoid alcohol. Talk with your doctor about whether any amount or type of alcohol is safe for you. Recent evidence suggests that beer may be particularly likely to increase the risk of gout symptoms, especially in men. (never considered a sex change till now) Limit your intake of meat, fish and poultry. A small amount may be tolerable, but pay close attention to what types — and how much — seem to cause problems for you. You haven't had a drop of alcohol in 9 days and barely any meat, and there's no let up in the pain. At least I can still have PIZZA! You know you've gone straight to hell when... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captmobley Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 ......Klipsch drops the Heritage line after buying Bose! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 24, 2014 Author Share Posted October 24, 2014 You know you've gone straight to Hell when your new girlfriend, whose sizzling hot, (this is Hell after all) tells you she only likes little-bitty-cutesy speakers. You know you've gone straight to Hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 You know you've gone to hell when you get up in the middle of the night to blow your nose and know you should have looked at that toilet paper before putting it to your nose. ! You know you've gone straight to Hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjd Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 ..there's only one radio station and they only play The Beatles. You know you've gone straight to hell when... Lois Lane finally figured out that she must have gone straight to hell when she could not get the Eggman out of her head and she could see inside her skull...... Goo Goo G'Joob, Poo-Poo Pee-Doo, you know you've gone straight to hell when...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paducah Home Theater Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 You know you've gone straight to hell when you need to visit that box of miscellaneous cables. That's like every other day for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paducah Home Theater Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 My closest experience with what I considered to be hell on earth was right about that time I had 17 leaks in my roof, a guy down the road who got fired for "homicidal leanings" chased me with a shovel, and I suddenly figured out that ripping up my carpet and installing hardwood made the acoustics of my listening area be about the worst you can imagine. I took #3 the worst. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 You know you've gone straight to Hell when your new girlfriend, whose sizzling hot, (this is Hell after all) tells you she only likes little-bitty-cutesy speakers. You know you've gone straight to Hell when... Whose sizzling hot what? You know you've gone straight to Hell when Thebes leaves you hanging, if only because punctuation is a difficult mistress (who's sizzling hot, BTW). You know you've gone straight to Hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 ...after years of carefully considered purchases, hours of evaluations, and sacrifices of friends, money and time, you finally think you've got your system exactly right... then you go to a concert at Woolsey Hall and realize you haven't gotten anywhere... You know you've gone straight to Hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted November 2, 2014 Author Share Posted November 2, 2014 You know you've gone straight to Hell when your new girlfriend, whose sizzling hot, (this is Hell after all) tells you she only likes little-bitty-cutesy speakers. You know you've gone straight to Hell when... Whose sizzling hot what? You know you've gone straight to Hell when Thebes leaves you hanging, if only because punctuation is a difficult mistress (who's sizzling hot, BTW). You know you've gone straight to Hell when... You know you've gone straight to Hell when a Moderator spells his title "Moderateur" thinking he's in France when instead he's in Hell and forced to put up with my passing acquaintance of the rules of grammar and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted November 2, 2014 Author Share Posted November 2, 2014 You know you've gone straight to Hell when all the cd's have music on both sides. You know you've gone straight to Hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Youthman Posted November 3, 2014 Moderators Share Posted November 3, 2014 (edited) If only it were as pleasant as you describe.... Edited November 3, 2014 by Youthman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twk123 Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 You are placed into a perfectly tuned listening room with La Scalas then realize the only source material you have is an ipod mini full of Skrillex songs ripped from youtube videos... You know you've gone straight to hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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