oscarsear Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 ......... when you finally figure out that your new girlfriend is not a 6 alarm ditz but a full on fruit bat........... and she knows where you live. You know you've gone straight to hell when................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 ..........when you believe Arkansas has any chance in hell to beat Georgia tomorrow. Ha. IBSlammin will be slammin his fist tomorrow LOL If they couldn't beat Alabama when they played so bad it doesn't give them much hope. You boys ........... Suck Stacy MADE him watch the Hog 'bamma game........Seti shouldn't even be allowed to speak the word Football. tc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 (edited) if you are doomed to listen to 5,000 slot machines in an Indian Casino..........forever Edited October 18, 2014 by IB Slammin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Morbius Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 5,000 slot machines, eh? Yea, that would be hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 18, 2014 Author Share Posted October 18, 2014 You've gone straight to Hell when you realize that the only woman in Hell is Yoko Ono. You know you've gone straight to hell when................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schu Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 (edited) Going stra8 to Hades might actually be better than a stairway to Heaven. It's certainly quicker... and there in lies the crux of the biscuit. Edited October 18, 2014 by Schu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 18, 2014 Author Share Posted October 18, 2014 You know you've gone straight to hell when all the push/pull amps have only one tube socket on each channel. You know you've gone straight to hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 if you are doomed to listen to 5,000 slot machines in an Indian Casino..........forever ..........when you believe Arkansas has any chance in hell to beat Georgia tomorrow. Ha. IBSlammin will be slammin his fist tomorrow LOL If they couldn't beat Alabama when they played so bad it doesn't give them much hope. You boys ........... Suck Stacy MADE him watch the Hog 'bamma game........Seti shouldn't even be allowed to speak the word Football. tc At least she didn't make me watch the Ga game..... She was at that game..... I'm making her martinis now. Btw I'm sorry for your loses....... Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 You know you've gone straight to hell when you have dinner (just now) with Alia Shawkat, but don't realize who she is because she has THAT many freckles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet_Hollow Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 You know you've gone straight to hell when you need to visit that box of miscellaneous cables. You know you've gone straight to hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 ......... when you finally figure out that your new girlfriend is not a 6 alarm ditz but a full on fruit bat........... and she knows where you live. You know you've gone straight to hell when................... Please define "6 alarm ditz" and "full on fruit bat" so "old guys" know what your talking about. JJK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 19, 2014 Author Share Posted October 19, 2014 You know you've gone straight to hell when all the turntable cartridges have no needles. You know you've gone straight to hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelt Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 You know you've gone straight to hell when your pipe is clogged and all the lighters are dead You know you've gone straight to hell when... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallette Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 ..there's only one radio station and they only play The Beatles. You know you've gone straight to hell when... Blasphemy, stone him. Your know you've gone straight to hell when you stone Thebes and all he does is put a Parliament album on your system, giggle and eat up all your Fig Newtons. You know you've gone straight to hell when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audio Android Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 You know you've gone straight to hell when the mermaid with the great rack is gone when you wake up. You know you've gone straight to hell when....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 ......... when you finally figure out that your new girlfriend is not a 6 alarm ditz but a full on fruit bat........... and she knows where you live. You know you've gone straight to hell when................... Please define "6 alarm ditz" and "full on fruit bat" so "old guys" know what your talking about. JJK 6 alarm Ditz = I love Lucy Fruit Bat = Play Misty For Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris A Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 YKYGSTH when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 YKYGSTH when... Hell yeah! Love Stockhausen 8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted October 21, 2014 Author Share Posted October 21, 2014 You know you've gone straight to Hell when you look around and all the speakers are built by Tandy. You know you've gone straight to Hell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssh Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 You know you've gone straight to hell when you get up at 3 AM to pee and forget that all five of your puppies have diarrhea. You know that you've gone straight to hell when... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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