Jump to content

Recommended Posts

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 4 weeks later...
Posted
On 10/17/2023 at 1:09 PM, OO1 said:

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions.  Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"?  (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)

 

It's always better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

 

As for the question above, where does a "numbnuts" fit in?

Posted
51 minutes ago, Islander said:

 

It's always better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

 

As for the question above, where does a "numbnuts" fit in?

Or better a whole *** than a half ***?

  • Haha 2
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?”   Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?”   I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”   Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!."   Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!

  • Haha 1
  • 2 weeks later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...