Coytee Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 The batmobile has left the batcave as of this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnysal Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 the dew in the meadow dries by noon ; ) thanks! tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Stop .. the CodeTalk /... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olorin Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 The penguin flies at dawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I sure hate to be the one to tell you this Dad, but your daughter Luisa's been out on the beach all night with that Rio feller. Came home lookin' kinda messy too . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 The lily pads are on the way to the frogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkrop Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 There are eels on my hovercraft... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champagne taste beer budget Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 The Great Green Heron will fly upside down in the moonlight tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-MAN Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis had left the building. DM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKlipsch Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Whats the frequency kenneth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stan krajewski Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 There once was a man from Nantucket.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnysal Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 "listen, strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government, supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farsical aquatic ceremony" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg928gts Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 "You can hear a lot by just listening" Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 the eagle has landed the fat man walks alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audio Flynn Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 If the Foo $chits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Hal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 I always thought you guys were weird. Now I know for sure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Man: An argument isn't just contradiction. Other Man: Well! it CAN be! Man: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a proposition. Other Man: No it isn't! Man: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. Other Man: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position! Man: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't". Other Man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other Man: Yes it is! Man: No it isn't! Other Man: Yes it is! Man: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says. Other Man: It is NOT! Man: It is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 COP #1: 'Course you see, I look at life like this. COP #2: Why's that? Problems? COP #1: Yeah. Had a heavy bust-up this morning with my lady. COP #2: W. P. C...? COP #1: Dunno, I never could remember her name... umm... it's got a four in it, it's got a four, 'cause I remember, it was a round one, like that. COP #2: Has it got a tail? COP #1: Yeah. COP #2: That's a Q. COP #1: Yeah? COP #2: Yeah. Pretty sure. COP #1: We'd been goin' out 'kin years. COP #2: How long? COP #1: 'kin years...I reckon if I played me cards right, I could've, you know... COP #2: Kneed her in the groin? COP #1: No, the other one. COP #2: Slept with her? COP #1: Yeah. COP #2: Yeah. COP #1: I reckon I could have slept with her, if it wasn't for something I said. But we had a row, and uh... I said something about the Pope. COP #2: That's a bit stupid, you know she's Catholic. COP #1: Yeah, I know she's Catholic, I didn't know the Pope was. COP #2: Heh. That's a laugh, eh, ain't it? COP #1: What? COP #2: That noise you make in the back of your throat when you hear a joke. COP #1: Yeah, that's a laugh. COP #2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 ROBIN...did you use the Batmobile last night? Its out of gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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