PhilMays Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Well, the time is here. I go from being a bachelor to a married man this weekend. I have done my duty. I have tolorated the meetings with florists, banquet planners, restaurants, hotels, and the endless hours of "talks" and "planning". I have taken dance lessons so the first dance will "wow" and be "perfect". Out with the old me! No more free listening music sessions! No more oggling women in my mind as they walk by! No more dreams! In with the new me, soon to be rather large pot belly and all! All "yes dear's" and "no, that dress looks great on you"! Time to walk the malls and proudly carry the bags from her conquests, nay, a shopping porter! Good by cruel world, hello new life! PS - She promised more womanly effection after were married[] wait a minute.....you don't think....she was LYING!!!![:'(] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest " " Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Becareful....if you both adopt a new "me" approach, and make too many changes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauln Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Congrats, just think of it as giving up your amateur standing to go pro... best wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 ...PS - She promised more womanly effection after were married[] ... Was that an oral agreement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Oh Come on Phil who are you kidding, the New Me, give us a break........You will not change, you know what they say about "Old Dawgs", it's true. Nothing a good old Triple shot of Scotch won't cure................. Best of Luck to you, and the future Mrs., I hope your as lucky as I have been for 34+ years, My God smile on you on your Wedding Day........if not head up north and stay with me....................EH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark1101 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 When she gets around to forcing you to dump your stereo equipment........just go ahead and post it here first so we can have a look.[] Edit: .......I meant to say congratulations Phil.[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser SET say Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Best of luck Phil and many years of happiness to you and yours[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Marriage, it's awesome. It's like having a subscription to Playboy magazine. The only trouble is, they send you the same issue every month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 You can still look you just can't touch anymore. Congrats on the upcoming nuptials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 PS - She promised more womanly effection after were married[] wait a minute.....you don't think....she was LYING!!!![:'(] DEFINATELY not lying, however, women DO reserve the right to change their minds... [8o|] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roc Rinaldi Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 ...PS - She promised more womanly effection after were married[] ... Was that an oral agreement? Try to keep the concept of "oral" in your marriage. Over time it will mean much more than you may think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Congrats on the wedding. Just remember, there are times you should just listen (to her) and make no suggestions. Your male instincts will be saying "here's how you fix it". Resist that, just commiserate. Trust me, it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roc Rinaldi Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Marriage, it's awesome. It's like having a subscription to Playboy magazine. The only trouble is, they send you the same issue every month. As any good audiophile knows you really need to know your equipment intimately, if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roc Rinaldi Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 My secret to over 39 years of marriage to the same woman consists of just eight words. You're right You're right I'm wrong You're right Best of luck to you but actually working at it is what keeps it all together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxg Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 "She promised more womanly effection after were married" [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] Oh my aching ribs.......no stop it......please.......that was such a good one. As someone who has been married for 23 years (well living together for 8 so married for 15 I guess) I will say this. You will still get "Oral" - its definition changes a little though - it becomes discussing why you are not getting any.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser SET say Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Funny how that works[] I think it's called setting your hook so they don't run away when they change the bait[:|] LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itlldue Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 They say a man's not complete until he's married - then he's finished. I never knew what happiness was until I got married - then it was too late. A married man says to his bachelor friend, "It must be terrible to grow old and not have someone to love you." His buddy replies "Yeah, that's why I never got married." Congrats!!! (I've been married 26 years.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel's wife Posted April 25, 2007 Moderators Share Posted April 25, 2007 Phil, Congratulations!!! Dee has some very good advice. Women do not need men to "fix" stuff...they need men to "just listen" sometimes. Have lots of fun and enjoy yourself. Congrats to you and your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 25, 2007 Moderators Share Posted April 25, 2007 Phil, Congratulations!!! Dee has some very good advice. Women do not need men to "fix" stuff...they need men to "just listen" sometimes. Have lots of fun and enjoy yourself. Congrats to you and your wife. OH ? Congratulations, Phil, Did you get any of them promises in writing, probably wouldn't matter anyway . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falcon20x Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Congratulations !!! Just remenber not matter what you always have the last word...... Most of the time it will be : yes dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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