sputnik Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 No offense to anyone from Arkansas, but this confirms the suspicions that we northerners have had for some time. [] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20322707/?GT1=10252 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuzzzer Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 You know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas...other wise it would have been called a teethbrush. So the above story now tells that cousins can marry right from the womb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dflip Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Thanks to one little misplaced word, it appears that people of any age can legally be married in Arkansas, with parental consent.... An extraneous "not" in the bill, however, allows anyone who is not pregnant to marry at any age if the parents allow it. A commission that fixes typographical and technical errors in laws had tried to correct the mistake, but a group of legislators argued that the commission went beyond its powers. The Legislature is not scheduled to meet again until January of 2009. Got to love this holiday: The Arkansas Constitution calls for the General Assembly to meet in regular session for 60 days each odd-numbered year. Regular sessions may be extended by a two-thirds vote of the membership of both houses. http://www.arkansas.gov/house/general_assy.html I'm sure some of our friends from Arkansas can help provide some more information on this issue and how they are going to fix it. I'm not sure which issue I want to address more, the lack of work ethic or the law that these "politicians" passed? Both issues are mind boggling, at least on the surface. I'm sure there is a logical explanation, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wstrickland1 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 2 fellers standin' on a bridge. One sez the water's cold, the udder 'un sez it's deep. I believe one of dem fellers wuz from Arkansas....mmmmmhmmmm Carl Childers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfandbark Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Dear Snotpick, It's been that way in Arkansas for years. They just had to legislate it into law. Now it's legal. Nobody picks on Montana. Nobody knows where it is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 ha, ha...... In Poland, they tell Michigan jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 How do you trust a man that calls sheep lying tramps ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryO Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 "How do you trust a man that calls sheep lying tramps ???" OB, Come on Bro. Don't pick on the sheep. Have you seen the women there? Miss Montana was chosen for the ability to carry 3 keggers at once. Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Now we should ask just to be clear.... Was Miss Montana was a sheep with kegger saddlebags???[].. If so, the saddle bags should have been even, so who stole the other keg, and if that's true, then who stopped Miss Montana, had their way, and stole a keg. Now that ain't right, no matter where y'all from!!! [6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 Hey now! We're supposed to making fun of Arkansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel's wife Posted August 19, 2007 Moderators Share Posted August 19, 2007 It's okay Groomlake makes fun of everybody....don't take it personally![] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Hey now! We're supposed to making fun of Arkansas. In the background I can distinctly hear the immortal words from the "Forbin Project".... "This is the voice of Colossus, the voice of World Control"[:|] Yes, you are correct. My family is from Arkansas, and (IMPORTANT - KEY THING HERE...) my wife is standing nearby with a large blunt object..... So.... We shall just avoid the whole Arkansas weird stuff thing for awhile. Besides, I really need my limbs to work next week..... [+o(] Ouch!!!![:'(] Hey!! [:S] That was not fair, I did not say anyth%&%$^$$**[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted August 19, 2007 Author Share Posted August 19, 2007 Sooooo, when we insult Arkansas, your wife clobbers you???? Hmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve hollowell Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Actually I love this type of story hitting the press, it will hopefully keep more yanks from invading the south when they want to retire.....I live in central Arkansas and some of the finest lakes in the country are an hour from my home......peace out................Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arky Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 2 fellers standin' on a bridge. One sez the water's cold, the udder 'un sez it's deep. I believe one of dem fellers wuz from Arkansas....mmmmmhmmmm Carl Childers Been listening to Richard Pryor lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryO Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Ya'll be nice. I like Arkansas. I went to visit family last year and went to the zoo. They not only had the description of the animal on the front of the cage but underneath the description was a list of recipes. Oh Yea, I'm proud of my "Southern Heritage"!!!!!! Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve hollowell Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 I.m also proud of the Klipsch Southern""""Heritage""""", which is why I own LaScalla II's and Heresy III's..............Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipsch Employees Trey Cannon Posted August 19, 2007 Klipsch Employees Share Posted August 19, 2007 U all member, I am from Arkansas and I can ban your butt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel's wife Posted August 19, 2007 Moderators Share Posted August 19, 2007 U all member, I am from Arkansas and I can ban your butt... Hey, that's not fair![] I mean....you are a "yankee" now....so I guess we can't make fun of "yankees" either![] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 No, Yankee's are over here on the "right side" of the country !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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