USNRET Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, billybob said: Ever notice how they want you to wet before they can release you? I must have misheard; it was something about looking at me made them wet.......or not 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, billybob said: Then I will tell them no and ask for a bedpan... Excuse me, a rolling rock bottle... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, billybob said: I remember the movie Diz, yeah, it will be just a dream...lol Now I'm worried about the Bungo Straits. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 initially, i asked for no meds. Doc said she’d do it if i insisted; but, she preferred that i be asleep in case she had to remove a polyp--she doesn’t want her patients to move at the wrong time. So, i agreed to take a nap. When i took my brother, they gave him the meds; but, it didn’t put him to sleep. he watched the entire procedure on the monitor. Halfway through he asked the doctor a question and he said, “You’re still awake?” My brother said he wasn’t even the slightest bit sleepy. Doc said “you must have a high tolerance for medication." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 minute ago, billybob said: Dang, now I want the best sleep I have ever had. I'll remember! If you forget the name of the drug just tell them you want what Michanel Jackson used. Don't worry they won't walk off and watch TV while you're under. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, DizRotus said: Now I'm worried about the Bungo Straits. Yeah Neil, that was rough watching the sweat on Rickles, Gable's foreheads but, as recall, it all came out right in the end. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 minute ago, CECAA850 said: Don't worry they won't walk off and watch TV while you're under how do you know what they do when you’re under? They could be dressing you in a pantsuit and putting a Hillary sign in your hand. You never know. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, CECAA850 said: If you forget the name of the drug just tell them you want what Michanel Jackson used. Don't worry they won't walk off and watch TV while you're under. do they have a camera if they do walk off and desert me? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: When i took my brother, they gave him the meds; but, it didn’t put him to sleep. he watched the entire procedure on the monitor. Halfway through he asked the doctor a question and he said, “You’re still awake?” My brother said he wasn’t even the slightest bit sleepy. Doc said “you must have a high tolerance for medication." Last time I was under, I remember waking up when the surgeon said "oops!" True story. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 minute ago, BigStewMan said: how do you know what they do when you’re under? They could be dressing you in a pantsuit and putting a Hillary sign in your hand. You never know. I've had the strangest dreams about bedpans and bottles ever since... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, mungkiman said: Last time I was under, I remember waking up when the surgeon said "oops!" True story. not what you want to hear. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 i had a minor surgery once...just given a local. Doc had asked if three med students could observe. I said yes. He starts the procedure and then starts telling the students how many lab animals he killed in med school from giving them to much anesthesia. Finally i had to jump in and ask, “Hey doc, how much did you give me?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: not what you want to hear. I was having mandibular tori removed, and a bone chisel was in my mouth, so no. Not at all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: how do you know what they do when you’re under? They could be dressing you in a pantsuit and putting a Hillary sign in your hand. You never know. I actually tried to get my wife the either put a bullseye on my butt or write exit only on it the first time I had a colonoscopy. She wouldn't do it as she had to drive me home and didn't want to hear what the Dr had to say in the "exit" interview. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 My surgeon uses Propofol and a spinal block when doing my hip replacements. I asked him if I could be awake enough to watch. With a very serious look, and he's a nice guy, he said "trust me, you don't want to be awake for this". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 All the 'caine drugs do not work on me. I got the big V done and just as the doc puts knife to nads he told me he had injected Novocaine as a local...info received too late 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 15 minutes ago, USNRET said: I must have misheard; it was something about looking at me made them wet.......or not Probably I misinterpreted it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: how do you know what they do when you’re under? They could be dressing you in a pantsuit and putting a Hillary sign in your hand. You never know. Seeing you in a pantsuit is plenty good for me. To helll with the Hil sign. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 20 minutes ago, USNRET said: I must have misheard; it was something about looking at me made them wet.......or not Yea. You misheard. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Yeah, not much to look at in a hospital gown on backwards... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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