Jim Naseum Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 See post #1272. I realized it wasn't you. Got it. It's not my style. I'd rather hang myself from the ceiling fan than be caught sounding like a moronic six year old besotted in Internet memes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) For the life of me I can't determine if this thread is fun to read or not but I keep reading so......... I will say that the self per claimed boy genius needs to learn punctuation if he/she intends to reside on the pedestal 'it' built. Me? Nah, i suk at it and make know claims udderwise. Edited January 24, 2016 by USNRET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 OK then. Back to thread crapping. Here's an endearing song we all can enjoy: Hey! do you know what you are?You're an *******! an *******! Some of you might not agree'cause you probably likes a lot of miseryBut think a while and you will see...Broken hearts are for assholesBroken hearts are for assholesAre you an *******?Broken hearts are for assholesAre you an ******* too?Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an *******... Maybe you think you're a lonely guyMaybe you think you're too tough to crySo you went to the grape,Just to give it a tryAnd dagmarWithout a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my lifeWas his name...One two three four!The whiskers sticking out from underneath of hisPancake make-upAnd yet he was a beautiful ladyNearly drove you insaneLet's talk about leather: leatherrrrrrAnd so you kissed a little sailorTex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:Who had just blew in from spainSir richard pump-a-loafYou sniffed the reeking buns of angelThe story of a demented bread-bofferAnd acted like it was cocaineCucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loafYou were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-koThen on tuesday night, ceasar's back in townIn a way you can't explainFacing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge matchWith kona.And so you worked the wall with michaelThree-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamiteWhich gave your back an awful strainVolcanic hellBut you came back on sunday for the gong showNext thursday, teen town's finest...But you forgot what I was sayin''cause you're an *******, you're an *******That's rightYou're an *******, you're an *******Yes, yesYou're an *******, you're an *******That's rightYou're an *******, you're an ******* Now you been to the grape 'n' you been to the chest'n' now I think you know what you are: you're an ******* You say you can't live with what you been throughWell, ladies you can be an ******* tooYou might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you,But don't fool yerself girlIt's lookin' at youDon't fool yerself girlIt's winkin' at youDon't fool yerself girlIt's blinkin' at youThat's why I sayI'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram itRam it up yer poop chuteCorn holeRam it, ram it, ram itRam it up yer poop chuteFist ****Ram it, ram it, ram itRam it up yer poop chuteWrist-watch; criscoRam it, ram it, ram itRam it up yer poop chutePud! Don't fool yerself, girlIt's goin' right up yer poop chuteDon't fool yerself, girlIt's goin' right up yer poop chute(etc., repeats) Aw, I knew you'd be surprised... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) Come build the last 150' of fence I will provide an OUTDOOR crapper Edited January 24, 2016 by USNRET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjd Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Because the forum is full of snide remarks about you pleading to become a moderator. ah - so you just believe everything you read, without performing any due diligence on your own part. i shall now have to read all of your content through that filter. Here is the thread. The search function seems to be getting better as I found it with the first search query. Sign my petition! (Make me a Moderator) https://community.klipsch.com/index.php?/topic/156106-sign-my-petition-make-me-a-moderator/page-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 Did you read it? No whining whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 How profound was this??? "sigh. i withdraw my candidacy nomination. it's probably for the best - I don't want to curb my snarky ******* tendencies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted January 24, 2016 Author Share Posted January 24, 2016 How profound was this??? "sigh. i withdraw my candidacy nomination. it's probably for the best - I don't want to curb my snarky ******* tendencies." I should have trusted that self-evaluation. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Naseum Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 (edited) OK then. Back to thread crapping. Here's an endearing song we all can enjoy: Hey! do you know what you are? You're an *******! an *******! Some of you might not agree 'cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see... Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an *******? Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an ******* too? Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an *******... Maybe you think you're a lonely guy Maybe you think you're too tough to cry So you went to the grape, Just to give it a try And dagmar Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life Was his name... One two three four! The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady Nearly drove you insane Let's talk about leather: leatherrrrrr And so you kissed a little sailor Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production: Who had just blew in from spain Sir richard pump-a-loaf You sniffed the reeking buns of angel The story of a demented bread-boffer And acted like it was cocaine Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko Then on tuesday night, ceasar's back in town In a way you can't explain Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With kona. And so you worked the wall with michael Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite Which gave your back an awful strain Volcanic hell But you came back on sunday for the gong show Next thursday, teen town's finest... But you forgot what I was sayin' 'cause you're an *******, you're an ******* That's right You're an *******, you're an ******* Yes, yes You're an *******, you're an ******* That's right You're an *******, you're an ******* Now you been to the grape 'n' you been to the chest 'n' now I think you know what you are: you're an ******* You say you can't live with what you been through Well, ladies you can be an ******* too You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you, But don't fool yerself girl It's lookin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's winkin' at you Don't fool yerself girl It's blinkin' at you That's why I say I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Corn hole Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Fist **** Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Wrist-watch; crisco Ram it, ram it, ram it Ram it up yer poop chute Pud! Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute Don't fool yerself, girl It's goin' right up yer poop chute (etc., repeats) Aw, I knew you'd be surprised... A romantic love song for the Rock and Roll generation, I suppose. Too bad you hadn't posted this in the old Rock and Roll thread. As a second thought, a guy might say, "this is more acceptable than a B--B-E verse? Well, obviously so, but it makes one wonder about such things as criteria logic. I liked Zappa's paintings though! Edited January 24, 2016 by jo56steph74 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teaman Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I must admit, this is my first time in this thread and I am happy to say I cannot picture coming back in. All the bickering and finger pointing has me dizzy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I must admit, this is my first time in this thread and I am happy to say I cannot picture coming back in. All the bickering and finger pointing has me dizzy.... It was a good thread for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyOwn Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 This will make it fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted January 25, 2016 Author Share Posted January 25, 2016 I must admit, this is my first time in this thread and I am happy to say I cannot picture coming back in. All the bickering and finger pointing has me dizzy.... It was a good thread for a long time. Until Mark Deneen recently decided to join in and dick it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teaman Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Just wondering. How did the topics covered in the previous pages result in someone being banned? I saw Arrow was banned for one, not sure if anyone else was suspended or not. Maybe I missed it but I saw nothing harmful, political, religious or whatever that would have been a banning experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 How did the topics covered in the previous pages result in someone being banned? They didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 I saw Arrow was banned for one I believe that was a mistake and is being rectified.....stay tuned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teaman Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Okay, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Okay, thanks. It should be lifted now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Smith Posted January 25, 2016 Author Share Posted January 25, 2016 I saw Arrow was banned for one I believe that was a mistake and is being rectified.....stay tuned. Not banned - placed under 10 day administrative review for all posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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