oldtimer Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 minute ago, CECAA850 said: Really? LOL. C'mon Carl give him a laugh "like" as I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilC Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, sputnik said: 👌🙂 I see what you did :^) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 minute ago, oldtimer said: C'mon Carl give him a laugh "like" as I did. Never given a laugh, like, hate or otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 minute ago, CECAA850 said: Never given a laugh, like, hate or otherwise. Stingy, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, oldtimer said: Stingy, eh? It's ironic that he has so many reputation points. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 minute ago, oldtimer said: Stingy, eh? Savin 'em. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, Jeff Matthews said: It's ironic that he has so many reputation points. That would really piss westcoastdrums off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilC Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, sputnik said: The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"? Dunno is it to say "mentally challenged"? Forwarded this "joke" https://www.mentalhelp.net/intellectual-disabilities/additional-support-for-people-with-and-their-families/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 minute ago, EmilC said: is it to say "mentally challenged"? Are we playing MadLibs? You need an adjective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 You should know given your posting history of PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 minute ago, oldtimer said: You should know given your posting history of PC. History of PC? It all started 10101010. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, Jeff Matthews said: History of PC? It all started 10101010. My post was for Mr.C, but I would give you a like for this---except I'm now saving them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmilC Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 he IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the nondescript guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the nondescript one". Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"? Much better now :^) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, oldtimer said: My post was for Mr.C, but I would give you a like for this---except I'm now saving them... You got a case of Carl envy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 minute ago, EmilC said: he IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the nondescript guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the nondescript one". Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"? Much better now :^) I don't know, it sounds kind of retarded. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Carl's privileged. We'll never catch up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, Jeff Matthews said: Carl's privileged. We'll never catch up. Don't you mean "special?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, oldtimer said: Don't you mean "special?" That's between you and him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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